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Hasan Gets A Present


MIKolbe

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Hasan being socially inept has always had issues being able to conduct himself rightfully in various social situations. He seems to lack the naunces in basic communication skills, hygene, and fashion to carry on any meaningful social type relationship...online or otherwise.

He is rather crude in appearance, with wrinkles and a pastey white complexion. His gate is rather reminiscent of his ape-like anscestors and their limited mental capacities. Void of culture, his flatulence is one of the few things that is legendary about him. Unfortunately, those around him are unable to distinguish this smell from his chronic halitosis.

Frankly speaking, he is an emotionally stunted, sluggish, thick-headed oaf with unfortunate delusions of granduer.

So, in my kindness (and pity, to be honest); I have decided to do young Hasan a favor.

I shall bestow a gift unto him.

He will, at last, be the life of any party; he will conduct himself, finally, with suave and panache.

Hasan, prepare yourself for such a treasure I shall bestow on you.

Regards,

MIKolbe

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1334690120' post='2419629']


Frankly speaking, he is an emotionally stunted, sluggish, thick-headed oaf with unfortunate delusions of granduer.
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Actually, since I was born without a skull and depend on the congealed membrane juice from my brain to offer what little cranial protection I have, I am quite thin headed. Almost dangerously so.

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just nice to see you use words with more than one syllable.

[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1334715433' post='2419946']
Is it a horse? That'd be pretty boss. Chicks dig horses.
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it's better than a horse.

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I had to sully my hands in work to help complete this present.

I am unsure if my kindness knows any bounds.

My minions should be bringing it to me shortly.

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1334860994' post='2420731']
I had to sully my hands in work to help complete this present.

I am unsure if my kindness knows any bounds.

My minions should be bringing it to me shortly.
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:o

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1334943031' post='2421295']
it's better than a turtle.

I might take a picture of it and post it...
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A squirrel with a turtle shell?

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