MIKolbe Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Hasan being socially inept has always had issues being able to conduct himself rightfully in various social situations. He seems to lack the naunces in basic communication skills, hygene, and fashion to carry on any meaningful social type relationship...online or otherwise. He is rather crude in appearance, with wrinkles and a pastey white complexion. His gate is rather reminiscent of his ape-like anscestors and their limited mental capacities. Void of culture, his flatulence is one of the few things that is legendary about him. Unfortunately, those around him are unable to distinguish this smell from his chronic halitosis. Frankly speaking, he is an emotionally stunted, sluggish, thick-headed oaf with unfortunate delusions of granduer. So, in my kindness (and pity, to be honest); I have decided to do young Hasan a favor. I shall bestow a gift unto him. He will, at last, be the life of any party; he will conduct himself, finally, with suave and panache. Hasan, prepare yourself for such a treasure I shall bestow on you. Regards, MIKolbe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 *gait *pasty you're welcome MIkolbe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 I did that for you. You're welcome Ampax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1334690120' post='2419629'] Frankly speaking, he is an emotionally stunted, sluggish, thick-headed oaf with unfortunate delusions of granduer. [/quote] Actually, since I was born without a skull and depend on the congealed membrane juice from my brain to offer what little cranial protection I have, I am quite thin headed. Almost dangerously so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Is it a horse? That'd be pretty boss. Chicks dig horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 just nice to see you use words with more than one syllable.[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1334715433' post='2419946'] Is it a horse? That'd be pretty boss. Chicks dig horses. [/quote] it's better than a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FrancisServusChristi Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 If anyone here deserves a present, it's Hasan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 I had to sully my hands in work to help complete this present. I am unsure if my kindness knows any bounds. My minions should be bringing it to me shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1334860994' post='2420731'] I had to sully my hands in work to help complete this present. I am unsure if my kindness knows any bounds. My minions should be bringing it to me shortly. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 [img]http://www.jenyfermatthews.com/wp-content/funny-pictures-cat-hates-your-gift.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfink Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Is it bad I read this as "Hasan Gets A Pregnant" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 I have been informed i must wait until tomorrow morning. my wrath has been awakened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 I hope it's a turtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 20, 2012 Author Share Posted April 20, 2012 it's better than a turtle. I might take a picture of it and post it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1334943031' post='2421295'] it's better than a turtle. I might take a picture of it and post it... [/quote] A squirrel with a turtle shell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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