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There have been things I have never told people out of fear, but I figured "Since I may die by a tornado today, what the heck? They can't yell at a dead guy!" Thus, here is my list of politically incorrect things according to Phatmass standards that I love:

I love Michael Voris and the Vortex, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity. I think female altar servers are a huge mistake. I love Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum, but I never liked Ron Paul. I don't think there should ever be a mosque near Ground Zero, and I think the Muslim faith is violent and has violent teachings, and is in no way a peaceful Religion. I think U2 is the greatest band ever, and I don't really like modern music.

Now I'm [i]really [/i]counting on that tornado, because otherwise I'm in a [i]lot [/i]of trouble... :P

But really, I just wanted to state what I like without fear for once. If people don't agree, I don't care. These are my beliefs and I'm entitled to them. They aren't out of line with Church teaching or anything, so it's not really that big of a deal.

But to be clear: I do think Michael Voris should obey his Bishop.

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dominicansoul

i thought this was going to be a thread about elvis...

:elvis:


...this is a great idea for a lameboard game... "say what you really mean because tomorrow you die"

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[quote name='Autumn Dusk' timestamp='1334257741' post='2416542']
oh look it's voris' hardoo.
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:hehe: LOL :hehe:

"If people don't agree, I don't care. These are my beliefs and I'm entitled to them."

FINALLY!

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Autumn Dusk

[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1334258659' post='2416560']
:hehe: LOL :hehe:

"If people don't agree, I don't care. These are my beliefs and I'm entitled to them."

FINALLY!
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YEP. I think Voris is rude and snarky and the message gets lost in the theatrics including the hair, which for the longest time I thought was a rug.

But that's my opinion.

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PhuturePriest

[quote name='dominicansoul' timestamp='1334257470' post='2416538']
i thought this was going to be a thread about elvis...

:elvis:


...this is a great idea for a lameboard game... "say what you really mean because tomorrow you die"
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That does sound like an amesome game. I am glad I could spark the fire.

[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1334258659' post='2416560']

"If people don't agree, I don't care. These are my beliefs and I'm entitled to them."

FINALLY!
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Whew! I'm glad I'm getting an okay reaction. I'll be honest: When I clicked "Post", I had a fear I would get a Phishy tag.

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PhuturePriest

[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1334259146' post='2416573']
it's not a rug? :blink:

woah.
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Hey! Be nice to that rug! That rug has the tough job of handling every possible politically incorrect statement.

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Autumn Dusk

[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1334259146' post='2416573']
it's not a rug? :blink:

woah.
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NO! I have it on a reliable source that it's his actual hair!!!

[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1334259334' post='2416577']
Hey! Be nice to that rug! That rug has the tough job of handling every possible politically incorrect statement.
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It's not a rug, it's his actual hair. Bizarre.

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[quote name='Autumn Dusk' timestamp='1334259345' post='2416578']
NO! I have it on a reliable source that it's his actual hair!!!
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wow. just wow. why, on God's good green earth, would a person style his hair so that it looks like a rug?! :blink:

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Autumn Dusk

[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1334259396' post='2416579']
wow. just wow. why, on God's good green earth, would a person style his hair so that it looks like a rug?! :blink:
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I have no idea. Maybe it acts like a tinfoil hat keeping liberalism from seeping into his brain?

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PhuturePriest

[quote name='Autumn Dusk' timestamp='1334259464' post='2416580']
I have no idea. Maybe it acts like a tinfoil hat keeping liberalism from seeping into his brain?
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I'm really glad I decided to swallow my drink before I read your post, otherwise it would have shot straight through my nose, and I know from experience that Dr. Pepper burns the nose like the fiery pits of hell.

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