Church Militant

[Nola Seminarian]

[quote name='jaime' timestamp='1333427704' post='2412207']
To earn mine, I chopped down the largest tree in the forest with a herring.


But that was back in the day when we were willing to work for it. Now everyone just wants it handed to them on a platter
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As old Fr Gabriel would say in his surly old monk voice. "the abbey's (read Church Militant) ok these days, but i was around when monks (church militants) were real monks (Church Militants). You boys have it easy, air conditioning, very little manual labor *starts to choke up* we used to have to walk 7 miles, a day around the whole property, feed the cows. I was here when they built the place we were out here all day with the drag line *starts his demonstration (which btw was hilarious)*.

[Lil Red]

[quote name='jaime' timestamp='1333427704' post='2412207']Now everyone just wants it handed to them on a platter[/quote]
yup.

post good, and faithful posts in support of the Church and Her teachings.

[FutureCarmeliteClaire]

I loved chicken militant night...

[i<3LSOP]

[quote name='jaime' timestamp='1333427704' post='2412207']
Now everyone just wants it handed to them on a platter
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Very true. I actually feel I didn't do much for mine, I logged in and ta-da, there it was. I must say I never asked for it though.

[AnneLine]

God... and dUSt... has His ways....

[penguin31]

I like being tagless. In an era where everyone and their uncle has a tag, being tagless is definitely the hip way to be.

[the171]

I'm glad to be tagless, until I get a tag. Then I will be happy to have a tag. But I won't get a tag! Haha

[dUSt]

Everybody knows that the easiest way to get a Church Militant tag is to be in the chatroom at the same time I am and ask for one.

I make you type this:

"I, state your name, do solemnly swear that I will uphold the teachings of the Catholic faith to the best of my ability, so help me God, and to always remain faithful the the Church, be charitable, according to the law, duly noted, no pun intended, on this day in history, according to the bylaws, and said bylaws, of phatmass and this nation in which I stand."

[Slappo]

I, state your name, do solemnly swear that I will uphold the teachings of the Catholic faith to the best of my ability, so help me God, and to always remain faithful the the Church, be charitable, according to the law, duly noted, no pun intended, on this day in history, according to the bylaws, and said bylaws, of phatmass and this nation in which I stand.


Do I get a tag if I copy/paste? And if I do get a tag can I choose which one I get? I want the one that says "Supreme Ruler of All"

Edit: Oh.. that's right that one is already taken by Hasan. I'd be razzle dazzle with a "Hasan's right hand man" tag instead.

Edited April 3, 2012 by Slappo

[Brother Adam]

yeah, the Church Militant tag is kindof a buy in. It looks good, is tailored to fit for just you, and comes with free tacos and all you had to do was pay your dues. But once you are in the club then you start wanting more. Then you see those guys with the Church Scholar and Regulator tags. You think, wow, those are the real "razzle dazzle" people, I want one of those. You think there must be some hidden benefits and secret club rooms for those people. But you wouldn't believe what Dust makes you do for those. It's really all a mean trick, you see, I'd tell you, but first you have [[color=#ff0000]edited: no[/color]].



And then there are the clergy tags. Man, you have to lay down your life, for real, for one of those.

[EmilyAnn]

I'm not after the Church Militant tag, I'm after the Religious tag.

[AnneLine]

Way to go, Emily!

I am tempted to say 'tagless itches less' but it might delay being tagged....

dUSt... and other voting members.... do you have a favorite cookie for me to bring when I see you in the chatroom? Virtual cookie, of course....always believe in hedging my bets...

and I probably won't look in the chatroom till after Easter week -- God owns me this week... and my husband is on vacation next week. Imagine... the nerve... life outside Phatmass.

Oh the things we do for God and the ones we love....

[BigJon16]

I asked for one...then fought against the Heresy of people asking for them..and then I got one!!


The secret is to contradict yourself in a way that only dUSt can see. It seems to entertain him... ..




PS: now is where you go about contradicting yourself..

[AnneLine]

i do not think often enough therefore often enough I am not? that can't be right.

i am a child of God trying to help other children of God have fun while growing closer to Him? That sounds better....

[Jesus_lol]

[quote name='dUSt' timestamp='1333483503' post='2412420']
Everybody knows that the easiest way to get a Church Militant tag is to be in the chatroom at the same time I am and ask for one.

I make you type this:

"I, state your name, do solemnly swear that I will uphold the teachings of the Catholic faith to the best of my ability, so help me God, and to always remain faithful the the Church, be charitable, according to the law, duly noted, no pun intended, on this day in history, according to the bylaws, and said bylaws, of phatmass and this nation in which I stand."
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you should probably add in "I'll try not to make absolutely inane threads that can only truly be responded to by a trained psychologist"

Because as entertaining as it is to see a cop get drunk, climb up on stage at a elementary school play, yelling about alien abductions and accidentally firing his sidearm... it doesnt really do much for the police department's rep.