PhuturePriest Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 How do you become a Church Militant? Do you become one because you have thousands of posts, or...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I kinda want to know too. Not because I want to be one, I'm just curious and I suppose I'm still too much of a newbie to know these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 (edited) Basically, you forward money (a $5 processing fee) to my paypal account and then I decide whether you merit a nomination. If I nominate you then you have a chance of being selected by the Phattal Counncil, which is a council of moderators (with a few other posters who the non-regulator members vote to represent their interests on the council). They vote up or down on your nomination. After that all selectees are sent to dUst for final approval. Edited April 2, 2012 by Hasan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1333390244' post='2411931'] Basically, you forward money to my paypal account and then I decide whether you merit a nomination. If I nominate you then you have a chance of being selected by the Phattal Counncil, which is a council of moderators (with a few other posters who the non-regulator members vote to represent their interests on the council). They vote up or down on your nomination. After that all selectees are sent to dUst for final approval. [/quote] Nice try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='EmilyAnn' timestamp='1333390283' post='2411933'] Nice try. [/quote] I guess somebody really isn't interested in becoming a Church Militant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappo Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1333390244' post='2411931'] Basically, you forward money (a $5 processing fee) to my paypal account and then I decide whether you merit a nomination. If I nominate you then you have a chance of being selected by the Phattal Counncil, which is a council of moderators (with a few other posters who the non-regulator members vote to represent their interests on the council). They vote up or down on your nomination. After that all selectees are sent to dUst for final approval. [/quote] What is your paypal account and I will immediately forward you 8.5 million dollars US. I recently came upon an inheritance from Africa and need to tranfer monies asap to USA. I hope you will be agreeable to holding on to my extra monies while I pay the $5 for Church Militant. I am sure you are a honest and righteous man and will faithfully hold on to my monies. Now if only you send me your bank account information and routing number I will immediately wire you 8.5 million dollars US. Because your service is so kind to me I ask that you keep 10% of the monies when transfering it back to me once I make my way to Church Militant and become US Citizen. Yours faithfully, Ubiqui Numandan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4588686 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='Slappo' timestamp='1333390580' post='2411943'] What is your paypal account and I will immediately forward you 8.5 million dollars US. I recently came upon an inheritance from Africa and need to tranfer monies asap to USA. I hope you will be agreeable to holding on to my extra monies while I pay the $5 for Church Militant. I am sure you are a honest and righteous man and will faithfully hold on to my monies. Now if only you send me your bank account information and routing number I will immediately wire you 8.5 million dollars US. Because your service is so kind to me I ask that you keep 10% of the monies when transfering it back to me once I make my way to Church Militant and become US Citizen. Yours faithfully, Ubiqui Numandan [/quote] Hm...well. You seem credible. I'll pm you the account number. Would it also help if I included my SS# and DoB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i<3LSOP Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 (edited) [url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/topic/60970-everything-about-the-phorum/page__hl__%2Blurker+%2Bpeep+%2Bphatmasser__fromsearch__1"]http://www.phatmass....__fromsearch__1[/url] "Church Militant- Member must be 100% loyal to the Magisterium. Members who have shown they are fully faithful and Orthodox to ALL church teaching. Plus show a demonstration of Charity when dealing with non-Catholics. Have also shown a willingness and talent to defend Church teachings with Apologetics. Recommended by other Church Militant. Will be tagged with a Vatican flag + cross icon." From my small knowledge, a Church Militant nominates someone, the other Church Militants and most importantly dUSt agree, and ta-da! I am thinking about nominating someone, been in the back of my mind for a while... Edit: Your time will come. Edited April 2, 2012 by i<3LSOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='i<3LSOP' timestamp='1333390985' post='2411948'] [url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/topic/60970-everything-about-the-phorum/page__hl__%2Blurker+%2Bpeep+%2Bphatmasser__fromsearch__1"]http://www.phatmass....__fromsearch__1[/url] "Church Militant- Member must be 100% loyal to the Magisterium. Members who have shown they are fully faithful and Orthodox to ALL church teaching. Plus show a demonstration of Charity when dealing with non-Catholics. Have also shown a willingness and talent to defend Church teachings with Apologetics. Recommended by other Church Militant. Will be tagged with a Vatican flag + cross icon." From my small knowledge, a Church Militant nominates someone, the other Church Militants and most importantly dUSt agree, and ta-da! I am thinking about nominating someone, been in the back of my mind for a while... [/quote] Then do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FrancisServusChristi Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 You should nominate me! Just kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i<3LSOP Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='EmilyAnn' timestamp='1333391040' post='2411949'] Then do it! [/quote] We will see. [quote name='FrancisServusChristi' timestamp='1333391138' post='2411950'] You should nominate me! Just kidding! [/quote] 6 posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfink Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Well, I won't get nominated because I made some hasty remarks to Anomaly and since I usually just draw pictures instead of conversing. Bleh, whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FrancisServusChristi Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='i<3LSOP' timestamp='1333391181' post='2411951'] 6 posts... [/quote] I have been here since 2006 and have carefully watched over this forum like a mother bear and her cubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i<3LSOP Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='FrancisServusChristi' timestamp='1333391337' post='2411955'] I have been here since 2006 and have carefully watched over this forum like a mother bear and her cubs. [/quote] Yeah I saw your profile and was surprised you didn't have more posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FrancisServusChristi Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='i<3LSOP' timestamp='1333391397' post='2411956'] Yeah I saw your profile and was surprised you didn't have more posts. [/quote] It is surprising! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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