EmilyAnn Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1333308546' post='2411554'] What is the name of that heresy? Cheescakeism? [/quote] That works. The heresy of Cheesecakeism - I will dedicate my life to eradicating it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 [quote name='EmilyAnn' timestamp='1333318077' post='2411611'] That works. The heresy of Cheesecakeism - I will dedicate my life to eradicating it! [/quote] I think you may need to found a new Religious Order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vee Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Im sure Luigi would have good names for all Sisters and Brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clare~Therese Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1333323200' post='2411645'] I think you may need to found a new Religious Order. [/quote] Dominicakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='vee8' timestamp='1333324801' post='2411653'] Im sure Luigi would have good names for all Sisters and Brothers. [/quote] As soon as I recruit more sisters! [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1333323200' post='2411645'] I think you may need to found a new Religious Order. [/quote] [quote name='Clare~Therese' timestamp='1333334878' post='2411708'] Dominicakes [/quote] I will call it the Sisters of Our Lady of Temperance. I will serve as the abbess. Applications are open: no age limit, married women allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='vee8' timestamp='1333300649' post='2411500'] the answer to everything is cherry cheesecake [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dh5gmJziHCU/TkiLQ53WT6I/AAAAAAAABVw/ErRoYPnz-AE/s1600/cheery+cheesecake+with+nip.jpg[/img] [/quote] and tacos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='EmilyAnn' timestamp='1333361794' post='2411762'] As soon as I recruit more sisters! I will call it the Sisters of Our Lady of Temperance. I will serve as the abbess. Applications are open: no age limit, married women allowed. [/quote] Will we be allowed to consume reasonable amounts of cheesecake, or will this Order be anti-cheesecake in reparation for those who have fallen into the trap of the glamour of cheesecake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 (edited) wrong thread Edited April 2, 2012 by Not A Mallard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1333382450' post='2411854'] Will we be allowed to consume reasonable amounts of cheesecake, or will this Order be anti-cheesecake in reparation for those who have fallen into the trap of the glamour of cheesecake? [/quote] Cheesecake will be permitted on Sundays and feast days, in moderate amounts. As much as we wish to eradicate the heresy of Cheesecakeism we also do not want people to think we are opposed to cheesecake. I will begin developing our timetable! Me and my sisters shall have our own special version of the Divine Office with the hours re-named after types of cheesecake. There will be a Daily Rosary offered for the souls of those who proclaim the heresy of Cheesecakeism. Our habits will be blue, shades and veil colour to be confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Cheesecake is not scriptural you heathens!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='Papist' timestamp='1333396629' post='2412017'] Cheesecake is not scriptural you heathens!!!!! [/quote] Cheesecake is God's love manifesting in food. Cheesecake is a gift from God. Anti-cheesecake lies will be another heresy the Sisters of Our Lady of Temperance will fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='EmilyAnn' timestamp='1333397307' post='2412021'] Cheesecake is God's love manifesting in food. Cheesecake is a gift from God. Anti-cheesecake lies will be another heresy the Sisters of Our Lady of Temperance will fight. [/quote] You are committing cheesecakedolatry!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='Papist' timestamp='1333399092' post='2412038'] You are committing cheesecakedolatry!!!!!!!!! [/quote] Lies! Cheesecakedolatry would be worshipping the cheesecake. Another heresy the Sisters of Our Lady of Temperance will work to eradicate. We merely appreciate cheesecake as God intended, as a reflection of His glory and to be enjoyed in moderation. Kind of like wine, but if you want to know about wine you'd have to talk to the Brothers of Our Lady of the Grapes though I hear they're becoming a bit liberal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bac_5EJ-NEE/TzgEFyVN8NI/AAAAAAAABw8/41vOlXXcS70/s1600/cheesecake.png[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilyAnn Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 The opinion stated in that image is wrong. Also, it appears to refer to the fruit specifically not the cheesecake itself. Your argument is invalid. I really don't know why you're even bothering to try and argue your clearly poor case, I am a Doctor of Sacred Cheesecake Theology so I will beat you every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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