4588686 Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Can anyone cite the failure rate of condoms so I can show them to her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kujo Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 So you're saying you're not confident in her shell's ability to offer her sufficient protection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 one time someone tried to sing promiscuous girl to me. i kicked him in the groin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 a promiscuous girl sang to you? awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 [quote name='kujo' timestamp='1332804190' post='2408910'] So you're saying you're not confident in her shell's ability to offer her sufficient protection? [/quote] I'll be absolutely serious. It is reflective of my mental state of exhaustion that my first thought was, "wouldn't the condom rip on the shell anyhow?" and then "What's the Church's teaching on animal contraception?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 no a dude sang that song to me. although a lesbian once hit on me by singing to me at mcdonalds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 as a joke, my friends dropped me off at a gay bar. I got some free drinks....then i figured it out...then I got some more free drinks, cause they were free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I usually refuse free drinks from guys. I sometimes regret that though. but I still refuse them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 i will make sure you buy all your own drinks when we meet. and your dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 lol. you've said that before. When we will we meet though? you need to have a conference in Miami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 it would be really razzle dazzle to meet you!! I think you would like me. at least on some superficial level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 lol. I could probably manage that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 psshh.. you would LOVE me... who are we kidding??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 lol... that's a given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 you could teach me how to salsa dance.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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