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So i am back from Chi with 2.8 metric tonnes of work on my desk, voicemails to get to, the VP is on maternity leave, so I am doing most of her duties...so...a little stressed..

I say, out loud, "God, I need a break", not like OM...G...just God, like I was talking to him.

A moment later, the lights flicker, 3 seconds later, the power goes out for 3 minutes.

the guy across from me says, "what did you do?!?!?!?!?!?" lol

God has a sense of humor, I just KNOW it!!!

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LOL! At the nursing home I volunteer at I was in an elevator ... and I said out loud, "God, (same way that you did... not taking the Lord's name in vain) I need a break." All of the sudden the elevator stops... not moving, jammed. I laughed, sat down on the floor and waited, waited, waited... ten minutes later it moved on. :hehe:

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You can tell God has a sense of humor because He has blessed Slappo with the gift of fluffy air extractions while his wife is away.

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[quote name='arfink' timestamp='1331840686' post='2401326']
You can tell God has a sense of humor because He has blessed Slappo with the gift of fluffy air extractions while his wife is away.
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Okay this made me laugh so darn hard.

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What is even funnier, MIKolbe, is that when I first saw your 'I'm home' thread, I was surprised at the content.....

Because....


I had thought you were crying out to God, "Honey, I'm Home!!!!"

I guess God heard it that way, too! God DOES have a sense of humor!

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1331837396' post='2401298']
So i am back from Chi with 2.8 metric tonnes of work on my desk, voicemails to get to, the VP is on maternity leave, so I am doing most of her duties...so...a little stressed..

I say, out loud, "God, I need a break", not like OM...G...just God, like I was talking to him.

A moment later, the lights flicker, 3 seconds later, the power goes out for 3 minutes.

the guy across from me says, "what did you do?!?!?!?!?!?" lol

God has a sense of humor, I just KNOW it!!!
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Dude I laughed. Kinda reminded me of once in a Cisco networking course in high school, we had to take an exam in a certain time window, and the school net connection had been cutting in and out all day every 5-10 minutes. One person jokingly suggested we start shaking our hands at the monitors yelling "the power of Christ compels you". For thirty minutes after, the net stayed on, two seconds literally after the last person submitted her score, the net failed again for the rest of the day.

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[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1332034561' post='2402507']
especially when i look at my arse.
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wow, you must be extra bendy...... oh, you meant your face... got it.

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