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mysisterisalittlesister

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[quote name='HopefulBride' timestamp='1331407382' post='2398728'] Is it wrong that I lol'd? OK THAT cat proves that cats are evil [/quote] why does everyone on PM have a problem with cats? I say their much smarter than dogs and much more sophisticated (no offense to dogs, I think their cute)

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HopefulBride

cat's are evil.... It's been proven by the fact they've tried to kill me in my younger years by attempting to claw me to death.

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mysisterisalittlesister

[quote name='HopefulBride' timestamp='1331415942' post='2398780']
cat's are evil.... It's been proven by the fact they've tried to kill me in my younger years by attempting to claw me to death.
[/quote] Oh dear :shock:
Well, the same thing happened with me when I was a baby. Only this time, it was a dog

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HopefulBride

[quote name='mysisterisalittlesister' timestamp='1331416989' post='2398789']
Oh dear :shock:
Well, the same thing happened with me when I was a baby. Only this time, it was a dog
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The dog must have been trying to catch a cat....

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[quote name='mysisterisalittlesister' timestamp='1331415661' post='2398775']
why does everyone on PM have a problem with cats? I say their much smarter than dogs and much more sophisticated (no offense to dogs, I think their cute)
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Hahaha in Queens, you were imitating your dog and you were making a funny face while I was sitting on my violin case laughing my head off and Sr. Mary Grace walked by and just shook her head. rotfl

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[quote name='mysisterisalittlesister' timestamp='1331390458' post='2398636']
So last night I had a Phatmass dream. A rather violent one. Here it is:

It started out when I saw that there was a new addition to the "Special Boards"; a food board. I was intrigued, so I decided to check it out. But when I clicked on it, it sent me to a strange new place, where I met the almighty dUSt. He told me that I had to have one-on-one combat with the Mods before I could enter the realm of the Food Board. When I agreed to the conditions, he sent me into bloody battle with homeschoolmom, Lil'Red, MIklobe, and, even though they weren't Mods, Jaime and Papist. After they retreated, one by one, I returned to dUSt in triumph. When I told him that I had beat the Mods, he just scoffed and said, "No you didn't. Do you think I believe you? You're a teenage girl!" Fuming with anger, I walked out of this strange world and returned to Phatmass. When I decided to try the Food Board again, just for the fun of it, it worked! I was overjoyed, until I found that it consisted of only one thread, entitled "Pizza" that had a lame meme about chickens in it. After running around the house screaming in frustration and anger, I decided to swim underwater to Prince Edward Island. (don't ask). When I arrived, I came upon a monastary of Carmelite nuns. They were having some sort of candlelight procession where I saw Lil'monster, Futurecarmeliteclare, and MaterMisericordiea (yeah, I know, I spelled that wrong) When I greeted them, they just glared at me and told me not to disturb the peace. Angered, I dived underwater again, only to be eaten alive by thousands of shrimp. The End.
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I AM NOT A CARMELITE!!!!! That was a nightmare!!!




When will people ever dream about a phatmass wedding...........that would be nice :|







Why am I always in people's dreams?

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[quote name='Lil'Monster' timestamp='1331422521' post='2398814']
I AM NOT A CARMELITE!!!!! That was a nightmare!!!




When will people ever dream about a phatmass wedding...........that would be nice :|







Why am I always in people's dreams?
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I swear everyone here is either already married or discerning religious life. Weddings are off the table. A solemn profession on the other hand . . .

You may not be a Carmelite yet but they'll get you! :P

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Lil'Monster

[quote name='EmilyAnn' timestamp='1331422835' post='2398821']
We'll get you eventually. Come over to our side . . . we have nuns. :nunpray:
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I am not gonna go on the dark side..... :|







Nobody has posted in here for a long time: [url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/topic/117871-is-it-just-me/"]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/topic/117871-is-it-just-me/[/url]

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[quote name='Lil'Monster' timestamp='1331423442' post='2398828']
I am not gonna go on the dark side..... :|







Nobody has posted in here for a long time: [url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/topic/117871-is-it-just-me/"]http://www.phatmass....-is-it-just-me/[/url]
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That's what they all say . . . mwahahahaha. You'll be in a habit in no time.

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