mysisterisalittlesister Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 So last night I had a Phatmass dream. A rather violent one. Here it is: It started out when I saw that there was a new addition to the "Special Boards"; a food board. I was intrigued, so I decided to check it out. But when I clicked on it, it sent me to a strange new place, where I met the almighty dUSt. He told me that I had to have one-on-one combat with the Mods before I could enter the realm of the Food Board. When I agreed to the conditions, he sent me into bloody battle with homeschoolmom, Lil'Red, MIklobe, and, even though they weren't Mods, Jaime and Papist. After they retreated, one by one, I returned to dUSt in triumph. When I told him that I had beat the Mods, he just scoffed and said, "No you didn't. Do you think I believe you? You're a teenage girl!" Fuming with anger, I walked out of this strange world and returned to Phatmass. When I decided to try the Food Board again, just for the fun of it, it worked! I was overjoyed, until I found that it consisted of only one thread, entitled "Pizza" that had a lame meme about chickens in it. After running around the house screaming in frustration and anger, I decided to swim underwater to Prince Edward Island. (don't ask). When I arrived, I came upon a monastary of Carmelite nuns. They were having some sort of candlelight procession where I saw Lil'monster, Futurecarmeliteclare, and MaterMisericordiea (yeah, I know, I spelled that wrong) When I greeted them, they just glared at me and told me not to disturb the peace. Angered, I dived underwater again, only to be eaten alive by thousands of shrimp. The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Sounds epic. [i][b]Very[/b][/i] epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I like this dream. Makes me feel normal about my dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AccountDeleted Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 You need a break from phatmass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidemunch88 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 [img]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2007/344/6/3/demoncat_by_stfuah.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 One time I had a dream that the pope visited phatmass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 [quote name='mysisterisalittlesister' timestamp='1331390458' post='2398636'] So last night I had a Phatmass dream. A rather violent one. Here it is: It started out when I saw that there was a new addition to the "Special Boards"; a food board. I was intrigued, so I decided to check it out. But when I clicked on it, it sent me to a strange new place, where I met the almighty dUSt. He told me that I had to have one-on-one combat with the Mods before I could enter the realm of the Food Board. When I agreed to the conditions, he sent me into bloody battle with homeschoolmom, Lil'Red, MIklobe, and, even though they weren't Mods, Jaime and Papist. After they retreated, one by one, I returned to dUSt in triumph. When I told him that I had beat the Mods, he just scoffed and said, "No you didn't. Do you think I believe you? You're a teenage girl!" Fuming with anger, I walked out of this strange world and returned to Phatmass. When I decided to try the Food Board again, just for the fun of it, it worked! I was overjoyed, until I found that it consisted of only one thread, entitled "Pizza" that had a lame meme about chickens in it. After running around the house screaming in frustration and anger, I decided to swim underwater to Prince Edward Island. (don't ask). When I arrived, I came upon a monastary of Carmelite nuns. They were having some sort of candlelight procession where I saw Lil'monster, Futurecarmeliteclare, and MaterMisericordiea (yeah, I know, I spelled that wrong) When I greeted them, they just glared at me and told me not to disturb the peace. Angered, I dived underwater again, only to be eaten alive by thousands of shrimp. The End. [/quote] lol like you could beat me up. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH and dUSt...almighty????? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!1!11!oneeleven!!!!!!!1!1!111!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 [quote]!!!!1!11!oneeleven!!!!!!!1!1!111!!! [/quote] Get your own shtick, ch[color=#000000]ump[/color]les Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 I love being in people's dreams... That was really weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Mallard Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXLDv-fUINM&feature=related"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXLDv-fUINM&feature=related[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnneLine Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Gotta love dreams... I always think they are like shaking out the mind's vacuum cleaner. I loved how the parts came to gether. EPIC! I loved this unintended Lenten theme, too: "...After they retreated, one by one, I returned to dUSt in triumph." 'remember that you are dust and unto dust you shall return....' May all of our Lenten battles be so successful!!! And as far as the Carmelite trio ('Lil'monster, Futurecarmeliteclare, and MaterMisericordiea') can't resist quoting St. John of the Cross: 'in the evening of life we will be judged in love.' So... go enjoy some Carmelshrimp... a fair revenge. But I was surprised there were no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysisterisalittlesister Posted March 10, 2012 Author Share Posted March 10, 2012 AnneLine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 [quote name='Selah' timestamp='1331393554' post='2398659'] Get your own shtick, ch[color=#000000]ump[/color]les [/quote] Don't anger me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopefulBride Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 [quote name='mysisterisalittlesister' timestamp='1331390458' post='2398636'] So last night I had a Phatmass dream. A rather violent one. Here it is: It started out when I saw that there was a new addition to the "Special Boards"; a food board. I was intrigued, so I decided to check it out. But when I clicked on it, it sent me to a strange new place, where I met the almighty dUSt. He told me that I had to have one-on-one combat with the Mods before I could enter the realm of the Food Board. When I agreed to the conditions, he sent me into bloody battle with homeschoolmom, Lil'Red, MIklobe, and, even though they weren't Mods, Jaime and Papist. After they retreated, one by one, I returned to dUSt in triumph. When I told him that I had beat the Mods, he just scoffed and said, "No you didn't. Do you think I believe you? You're a teenage girl!" Fuming with anger, I walked out of this strange world and returned to Phatmass. When I decided to try the Food Board again, just for the fun of it, it worked! I was overjoyed, until I found that it consisted of only one thread, entitled "Pizza" that had a lame meme about chickens in it. After running around the house screaming in frustration and anger, I decided to swim underwater to Prince Edward Island. (don't ask). When I arrived, I came upon a monastary of Carmelite nuns. They were having some sort of candlelight procession where I saw Lil'monster, Futurecarmeliteclare, and MaterMisericordiea (yeah, I know, I spelled that wrong) When I greeted them, they just glared at me and told me not to disturb the peace. Angered, I dived underwater again, only to be eaten alive by thousands of shrimp. The End. [/quote] Is it wrong that I lol'd?[quote name='pvtmiller' timestamp='1331391790' post='2398647'] [img]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2007/344/6/3/demoncat_by_stfuah.jpg[/img] [/quote] OK THAT cat proves that cats are evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inunionwithrome Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Oh, the dreams one has! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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