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CatherineM

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He found a voodoo doll hanging from the ceiling in the bedroom. It got dropped off the balcony. We have two priests coming tomorrow including one from Uganda. I'd understand this stuff better if he was from Africa of the Caribbean. He was raised in Canada since a child but was born in the Czech republic. Besides the occult stuff, he had lots of conspiracy theory stuff. Well rid of the guy.

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cmotherofpirl

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He found a voodoo doll hanging from the ceiling in the bedroom. It got dropped off the balcony. We have two priests coming tomorrow including one from Uganda. I'd understand this stuff better if he was from Africa of the Caribbean. He was raised in Canada since a child but was born in the Czech republic. Besides the occult stuff, he had lots of conspiracy theory stuff. Well rid of the guy.
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Yeah, but where did he go?

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[quote name='CatherineM' timestamp='1331338887' post='2398425']
He found a voodoo doll
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Okay, I am positive I won't be able to sleep well tonight. *horrors*

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Basilisa Marie

WHAT IN THE WORLD. Witchcraft and Satanism and Voodoo...that's mixing a whole lot of nasty together.

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elizabeth09

[font=lucida sans unicode,lucida grande,sans-serif][size=4]Good for you, [color=#333333]CatherineM[/color][/size][/font]

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[quote name='cmotherofpirl' timestamp='1331344212' post='2398462']


Yeah, but where did he go?
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I drove him over to someone's house. I had offered the use of our minivan to help him move. A few miles away. He kept a key to the outside of the building so he could clean his stuff out of the third floor storage room. We are going to change the locks right after. We didn't like the idea of giving him more time but didn't feel like we had a choice.

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TheresaThoma

Prayers for you Catherine. It is just one thing after another! I think a couple crucifixes are needed for his apartment.

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More like a couple [i]dozen [/i]crucifixes. Yeesh.

Catherine, I'm with Luigi on this one: you're just a magnet for fun times.

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[quote name='TheresaThoma' timestamp='1331354926' post='2398547']
Prayers for you Catherine. It is just one thing after another! I think a couple crucifixes are needed for his apartment.
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Not just any crucifix either. Ya need a few crucifixes with the Benedictine medal on them. Preferably blessed with the special blessing from a Benedictine priest. Yepper. Definitely.

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MissScripture

Do not use pine-sol on cupboards where food will be stored. My mom did that in my dad's apt when they were dating, and everything tasted like pine-sol for months. Mom hasn't used pine-sol since.

I am glad the priest agreed to come!

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Catherine, I know it's a lot of hassle for you, your husband, and your ward, but think of it this way...

You've booted the voodoo dude and converted his den of iniquity into a condo for Christ.

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I've been putting the satanic rituals books in bags to burn. I'm also tossing anti-catholic and porno books. My basset hound attacked one of the satanic books by Levay and ripped it to bits. I'm so proud.

We found blood splattered on the walls in a bedroom under the wall paper. He had a bunch of surgery books and wild meat processing books. I'm visualizing Sweeny Todd. Our priest is going to do a full exorcism as soon as we get it cleaned.

Honestly. I ask you.

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Our dog is now barking at the bad books. He's a good dog even though he ate a cell phone yesterday.

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Honestly, Gandy just pooed on the satanic rituals book he tore up. I'm going to get him a Catholic ninja t-shirt.

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