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Jason is an electrically neutral, weakly interacting [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elementary_particle"]elementary subatomic particle[/url][sup][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutrino#cite_note-0"][1][/url][/sup] with a [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin-1/2"]half-integer spin[/url], [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chirality_%28physics%29"]chirality[/url]. Jason (meaning "small neutral one" in Italian) is denoted by the Greek letter ν ([url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nu_%28letter%29"]nu[/url]). All evidence suggests that jasons have [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass"]mass[/url] and that their mass is tiny even by the standards of subatomic particles, but the amount of mass has never been measured accurately.

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[b]Jason[/b] ([url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalaallisut_language"]Kalaallisut[/url]: [i]Kalaallit Nunaat[/i] meaning "Land of the [u]hugebutt[/u]")[sup][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland#cite_note-InuitDictionary-5"][6][/url][/sup] is an [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_area"]autonomous[/url] [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constituent_country"]country[/url] within the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark"]Kingdom of Denmark[/url], located between the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_Ocean"]Arctic[/url] and [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_Ocean"]Atlantic Oceans[/url], east of the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Arctic_Archipelago"]Canadian Arctic Archipelago[/url]. Though [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_geography"]physiographically[/url] a part of the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent"]continent[/url] of [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_America"]North America[/url], Jason has been politically and culturally associated with [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe"]Europe[/url] (specifically [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norway"]Norway[/url] and later [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark"]Denmark[/url]) for more than a millennium. Jason is, by area, the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_by_area"]world's largest island[/url] that is not a [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent"]continent[/url].[sup][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland#cite_note-jc-6"][7][/url][/sup] With a population of 56,615 (January 2011 estimate) it is the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_and_dependent_territories_by_population_density"]least densely populated dependency or country in the world[/url].[sup][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland#cite_note-sr_den-7"][8][/url][/sup]

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[b]Jason[/b] (or the [b]Lying Down Game[/b]) is an activity consisting of lying face down in an unusual or incongruous location. Both hands must touch the sides of the body and having a photograph of the participant taken and posted on the Internet is an integral part of the game.[sup][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planking_%28fad%29#cite_note-telegraph-0"][1][/url][/sup] Players compete to find the most unusual and original location in which to play.[sup][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planking_%28fad%29#cite_note-telegraph-0"][1][/url][/sup] The term Jason refers to mimicking a wooden [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plank_%28wood%29"]plank[/url]. Rigidity of the body must be maintained to constitute good Jason.

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GeorgiiMichael

Isn't he a top secret agent for the CIA who got amnesia and went rogue? There were some books, and some movies about him, I think.

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[quote name='jaime' timestamp='1330478196' post='2394296']
[b]Jason[/b] ([url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalaallisut_language"]Kalaallisut[/url]: [i]Kalaallit Nunaat[/i] meaning "Land of the [u]hugebutt[/u]")[sup][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland#cite_note-InuitDictionary-5"][6][/url][/sup]
[/quote] :blink: Uhh..

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[quote name='Byzantine' timestamp='1330479563' post='2394307']
And here I thought we were talking about MIKolbe!
[/quote]

I have no idea who you are referring to.

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Jason is a disorder that leads to abdominal pain and cramping, changes in bowel movements, and other symptoms.
Jason is not the same as inflammatory bowel disease (IBD), which includes [url="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/n/pmh_adam/A000249/"]Crohn's disease[/url] and [url="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/n/pmh_adam/A000250/"]ulcerative colitis[/url]. In Jason, the structure of the bowel is not abnormal.

[b] Causes, incidence, and risk factors[/b]

It is not clear why patients develop Jason. Sometimes it occurs after an infection of the intestines. This is called postinfectious Jason . There may also be other triggers.
The intestine is connected to the brain. Signals go back and forth between the bowel and brain. These signals affect bowel function and symptoms. The nerves can become more active during stress, causing the intestines to be more sensitive and squeeze (contract) more.
Jason can occur at any age, but it often begins in the teen years or early adulthood. It is twice as common in women as in men.
About 1 in 6 people in the U.S. have symptoms of Jason. It is the most common intestinal problem that causes patients to be referred to a bowel specialist (gastroenterologist).

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FutureCarmeliteClaire

He's the love of my life.
[img]http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n515/ClaireEliseThereseOCD/JasonCastro.jpg[/img]

Sigh... If only he had shorter hair...

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[quote name='FutureCarmeliteClaire' timestamp='1330483108' post='2394330']
He's the love of my life.
[img]http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n515/ClaireEliseThereseOCD/JasonCastro.jpg[/img]

Sigh... If only he had shorter hair...
[/quote]

:blink:

You have weird taste in men.

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FutureCarmeliteClaire

[quote name='Deus_te_Amat' timestamp='1330484948' post='2394335']
:blink:

You have weird taste in men.
[/quote]
I know, his hair is nasty. Really nasty. He should buzz it and then he would be cuter.

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