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Made My Woman A Sammich!


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southern california guy

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1330118697' post='2392456']
you need to make your own sammiches and stop being so misogynistic :|
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I don't really know how to make a sammich..... :sad: I need help!! :anyone:

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Are you actually trying to use big words because you know other people won't understand them?

I only ask because I noticed that when you use these words, you tend to use them in the following manner:

"You're being _______".

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i'm sorry is misogynistic is a big word for you.

gosh.. open a book and educate yourself a little bit.

and make me a sammich while you're at it.

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fides quarens intellectum

[quote name='southern california guy' timestamp='1330118618' post='2392455']
When I read MIkolbes post about the "sinful" aspect I decided that perhaps I was too innocent to really know what a "sammich" was. So I decided to do a little research and I found out what the slang really means!!

Here from the "Urban Dictionary" is the true meaning of a "sammich".



[size=4][color=#4b0082]A [b]sammich[/b] is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A [b]sammich[/b] is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. [b]Sammich[/b] is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A [b]sammich[/b] is a true [/color][url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sammich#"][color=#4b0082]work[/color][/url][color=#4b0082] of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right coagulated milk(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and coagulated milk and everything else under the [/color][url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sammich#"][color=#4b0082]sun[/color][/url][color=#4b0082] or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a [b]sammich[/b] make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel. [/color][/size][color=#4b0082] [/color]

Now that I'm no longer so innocent... I want a sammich!!!!!!
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hmmm... it was a PB&J. i feel gipped. :|

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southern california guy

Everybody knows what "misogynistic" means. It means:

[left][color=#ff0000]Reflecting[/color] [color=#FF0000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]or [/size][/font][/color][color=#FF0000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]exhibiting [/size][/font][/color][color=#FF0000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]hatred, [/size][/font][/color][color=#FF0000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]dislike, [/size][/font][/color][color=#FF0000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]mistrust, [/size][/font][/color][color=#FF0000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]or [/size][/font][/color][color=#FF0000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]mistreatment [/size][/font][/color][color=#FF0000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]of [/size][/font][/color][color=#FF0000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]women.[/size][/font][/color][/left]




[left][size=3][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]PS Excuse me while I go and punch MIkobe in the stomach! Sometimes violence is the best solution![/font][/size][/left]

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My problem isn't with what I do or do not understand. But other words do suffice, and so using words that are more obscure is generally looked down upon as bad writing.

Can you say "chauvinistic"?

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southern california guy

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1330120428' post='2392475']
you need to make socal a sammich.

he thinks you're swell.
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At least he's not just an umbrageous schizoid misogynistic -- like MIkolbe!

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[quote name='southern california guy' timestamp='1330121395' post='2392482']
At least he's not just an umbrageous schizoid misogynistic -- like MIkolbe!
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Okay, I fully admit that I have no clue what that means!

As for MIkolbe, all I can say is,

I love you, man!

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