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Made My Woman A Sammich!


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[quote name='fides' Jack' timestamp='1330054968' post='2392076']
Yeah, well the jerk store called, and they're runnin' outta [i]you[/i]!
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what's it matter? you're their best seller

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[quote name='Tony' timestamp='1330092619' post='2392191']
what's it matter? you're their best seller

#seinfeldquotesftw
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southern california guy

When I read MIkolbes post about the "sinful" aspect I decided that perhaps I was too innocent to really know what a "sammich" was. So I decided to do a little research and I found out what the slang really means!!

Here from the "Urban Dictionary" is the true meaning of a "sammich".



[size=4][color=#4b0082]A [b]sammich[/b] is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A [b]sammich[/b] is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. [b]Sammich[/b] is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A [b]sammich[/b] is a true [/color][url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sammich#"][color=#4b0082]work[/color][/url][color=#4b0082] of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right coagulated milk(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and coagulated milk and everything else under the [/color][url="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sammich#"][color=#4b0082]sun[/color][/url][color=#4b0082] or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a [b]sammich[/b] make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel. [/color][/size][color=#4b0082] [/color]

Now that I'm no longer so innocent... I want a sammich!!!!!!

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