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Stop The Geese! Stop The Geese!


Selah

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I was on youtube, getting my daily dose of Gineriella, when SUDDENLY my eyes found their way to a suspicious add

[img]http://inlinethumb36.webshots.com/49891/2215122700085294059S500x500Q85.jpg[/img]

"Stop the Geese!" It told me loudly, showing it's disgust by crossing out a picture of a goose!

I just nodded my head and said, "well done, randomly placed youtube ad. Well done."

We must spread the word of these evil creatures! They are everywhere! Just yesterday I saw one at the park,[i] just sitting there..[/i]the utter nerve of these birds! Who do they think they are, anyway?

We must rise up, my friends, before they take over the world! Hurry, hurry! Where do you stand?

[img]http://laurajmoss.com/laurablog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Canadagoose.jpg[/img]

Pure [b][i]Evil.[/i][/b]

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[size="7"][size=8]GEESE 4 SALE!!!!![/size][/size]
[url="http://www.efowl.com/Goose_for_Sale_s/2.htm"]http://www.efowl.com/Goose_for_Sale_s/2.htm[/url]


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I was chased and hit by the beak of a canadian goose while trying to fish, it actually hurt and left a bruise. I kicked the thing twice and it kept coming, then I seen there were baby geese nearby and had to leave the spot as this crazed goose was out for blood. They take over anywhere there is water, golf courses are over-run with them, and thats a good thing as golf is lame.

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  • 8 months later...

I RECANT! I RECANT!!!!!

It just so happens that I was taking a walk through the cemetery (don't ask) when suddenly...a doe snorted and walked menacingly towards me.

"Oh dear!" I thought, "This doe thinks I might hurt her babies! I better get out of here and leave them be before I get trampled!"

Suddenly....

WOOSH!

A goose flew in the doe's path, flapped her wings and squawked at the doe. Alarmed, the doe ran away.

The goose looked back at me, winked, and flew off.

Thank you, Mr. Goose. Or Mr. Gander.

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To Jesus Through Mary

They are so obnoxious. When I was living in KS they would stop traffic on a very busy road an just waddle across. In NYC they don't stop traffic. Difference is, KS the driver stops- not so much in NY. Their droppings are really hard to clean. Those are some of my least favorite birds. Pigeons are THE worst. They are flying rats and came with the fall of man.

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There's tons of pigeons in downtown pittsburgh. They don't even fly because they're so fat from being fed french fries.

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To Jesus Through Mary

[quote name='Selah' timestamp='1351907526' post='2503274']
There's tons of pigeons in downtown pittsburgh. They don't even fly because they're so fat from being fed french fries.
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Hahaha fat non-flying rats. At least they can't poop on your head. Yes it has... on 4 separate occasions. Stupid pigeons.

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