This Is Unfair!

[MIKolbe]

Shea is putting me to work!!!

I walk in the house, I said, 'where are the girls?'

she said, 'Addie is cleaning her room, and Peyton is cleaning her room. Everyone is picking a room and cleaning it. Then they are picking another room, and cleaning that one'.

I said, 'excellent plan, I will supervise!'.

She said, 'No one gets fed until they clean their rooms'.

and then she stared at me.

I said, 'If I have to make my own sammich, I will. This one time.'

Then I was handed clothes out of the dryer and told to put them away....clean the bathroom, vacuum the bedroom, and then clean the girl's bathroom.

Shea is now staring at me as I type this.

I think I will clean bathrooms now. I CHOOSE TO DO THIS FREELY!! NO ONE IS MAKING ME!!!!!!!!

[brandelynmarie]

You are having one of a week, aren't you?

[Selah]

Team Shea!

Edited February 12, 2012 by Selah

[SaintOlaf]

Relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax Jason,

Cleaning will make you appreciate that sammich even more. Just don't forget to wash your hands after cleaning.





Keep us updated, I want to know what other terrible jobs she has lined up, maybe clapping together chalk-board erasers? Or maybe sweeping the garage?




[size=1]sorry if I'm being a foolish person.[/size]

[sidemunch88]

whoa whoa whoa now [url="http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/user/4753-mikolbe/"]MIkolbe[/url], relax relax.

[rhetor4christ]

[quote name='SaintOlaf' timestamp='1329072022' post='2385960']
Relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax Jason,

Cleaning will make you appreciate that sammich even more. Just don't forget to wash your hands after cleaning.





Keep us updated, I want to know what other terrible jobs she has lined up, maybe clapping together chalk-board erasers? Or maybe sweeping the garage?




[size=1]sorry if I'm being a foolish person.[/size]
[/quote]

I can't wait for you to be at my place for spring cleaning, Olaf! I've always admired your work ethic

Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share!

[MIKolbe]

i clean like a beast. No srsly. I took executive privilege and re-assigned my duties. The master bath is sparkling. Like you have to wear sunglasses. It smells of the clean scent of simple green. Everything sparkles. Even the spout and handle thingies in the tub have never been such a bright silver.

Then I moved to the master bedroom. The clothes are put away, (the laundry in now full), vacuumed, dusted, cleaned windows and window sills (HSM help me out here), changed the sheets on the bed, and even sprayed a nice 'island coconut' scent to cap the deal.

i was going to train the art and logic of a clean bathroom the eldest female child. However, after seeing the state of her room, she is cleaning that. I plan to see her in 2014.

I supervised and directed Addison in the cleaning of her room. Not only is her bed made, but the bed for her dollie is made as well. The toys in her room are now downstairs in the toy room. I put a dew rag on her and made her clean the windows too. She was very proud of herself afterwards. She brought me into her room to show me how clean it is...and she danced while saying, 'woo-hoo..I CLEAN IT..I CLEAN IT" I felt my heart sparkle with fatherly love.

I told Shea of my successes while she is slaving away in the kitchen, which I find as another win. Shea was proud, and was about to give me another chore. I cut her off and said, "WOMAN, PLEASE..." at which point I strutted upstairs to report my clear victory to the good people of phatmass.

There is mumbling down in the kitchen about 'wait until i get up there, you (followed by a colorful metaphor)".

I so don't fear this.


As a matter of fact.. oh wait.... BRB

[Maximilianus]

[brandelynmarie]

[sidemunch88]

[rhetor4christ]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1329077854' post='2385983']
i clean like a beast. No srsly. I took executive privilege and re-assigned my duties. The master bath is sparkling. Like you have to wear sunglasses. It smells of the clean scent of simple green. Everything sparkles. Even the spout and handle thingies in the tub have never been such a bright silver.

Then I moved to the master bedroom. The clothes are put away, (the laundry in now full), vacuumed, dusted, cleaned windows and window sills (HSM help me out here), changed the sheets on the bed, and even sprayed a nice 'island coconut' scent to cap the deal.

i was going to train the art and logic of a clean bathroom the eldest female child. However, after seeing the state of her room, she is cleaning that. I plan to see her in 2014.

I supervised and directed Addison in the cleaning of her room. Not only is her bed made, but the bed for her dollie is made as well. The toys in her room are now downstairs in the toy room. I put a dew rag on her and made her clean the windows too. She was very proud of herself afterwards. She brought me into her room to show me how clean it is...and she danced while saying, 'woo-hoo..I CLEAN IT..I CLEAN IT" I felt my heart sparkle with fatherly love.

I told Shea of my successes while she is slaving away in the kitchen, which I find as another win. Shea was proud, and was about to give me another chore. I cut her off and said, "WOMAN, PLEASE..." at which point I strutted upstairs to report my clear victory to the good people of phatmass.

There is mumbling down in the kitchen about 'wait until i get up there, you (followed by a colorful metaphor)".

I so don't fear this.


As a matter of fact.. oh wait.... BRB
[/quote]

There's nothing about this I don't like.

[MIKolbe]

so i did some laundry, too

[HopefulBride]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1329090616' post='2386088']
so i did some laundry, too


[/quote]

hahahahaha

your wife is so much Win.

[i<3LSOP]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1329077854' post='2385983']
I supervised and directed Addison in the cleaning of her room. Not only is her bed made, but the bed for her dollie is made as well. [/quote]

Aw.

Edited February 13, 2012 by i<3LSOP

[i<3LSOP]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1329077854' post='2385983']
i clean like a beast. No srsly. I took executive privilege and re-assigned my duties. The master bath is sparkling. Like you have to wear sunglasses. It smells of the clean scent of simple green. Everything sparkles. Even the spout and handle thingies in the tub have never been such a bright silver.

Then I moved to the master bedroom. The clothes are put away, (the laundry in now full), vacuumed, dusted, cleaned windows and window sills (HSM help me out here), changed the sheets on the bed, and even sprayed a nice 'island coconut' scent to cap the deal.

i was going to train the art and logic of a clean bathroom the eldest female child. However, after seeing the state of her room, she is cleaning that. I plan to see her in 2014.

I supervised and directed Addison in the cleaning of her room. Not only is her bed made, but the bed for her dollie is made as well. The toys in her room are now downstairs in the toy room. I put a dew rag on her and made her clean the windows too. She was very proud of herself afterwards. She brought me into her room to show me how clean it is...and she danced while saying, 'woo-hoo..I CLEAN IT..I CLEAN IT" I felt my heart sparkle with fatherly love.

I told Shea of my successes while she is slaving away in the kitchen, which I find as another win. Shea was proud, and was about to give me another chore. I cut her off and said, "WOMAN, PLEASE..." at which point I strutted upstairs to report my clear victory to the good people of phatmass.

There is mumbling down in the kitchen about 'wait until i get up there, you (followed by a colorful metaphor)".

I so don't fear this.


As a matter of fact.. oh wait.... BRB
[/quote]

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Edited February 13, 2012 by i<3LSOP