Papist Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 [quote name='Norseman82' timestamp='1328983868' post='2385484'] Then I (and probably a lot of others) should have been canonized a looooooooooooooooong time ago.... [/quote] It's not just being around the cranky, but your response to them. I did some research and your sainthood has been rescinded. Please say hello the Chris for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 [color=#ff0000][size=8]WELL NOW, I'M ALL CRANKY AGAIN!!!!![/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bernadette d Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Go and pat your puppy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MIKolbe Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 oh my... ok.. so it's saturday, i might sleep in alittle. little did i know that SOMEone turned my alarm on. so I woke up at 445am. yippee... I go to make coffee, and SOMEone thought it was a good idea to use them to draw cute little faces with frilly hair. so no coffee... so i try to maybe rest on the couch, watch some TV. the battery on the remote is dead. so i go look for a battery, and wake up the dog. he has to go pee...and after walking and pacing decides he has to go POOP!!!. then steps in it. yay. so i clean all that up...get the battery, watch some tv. addie wakes up. so 'we' change the channel to nick jr. yay. I get fed up and decide to use paper towels as a coffee fiddler. protip- do NOT do that. it clogs, and the coffee tastes like paper. SO... i figure i shovel the driveway. our driveway is steep. I almost slip. and it's one of those 'almost slips' that kinda hurts cause you kinda have to do the splits to keep yourself from falling. so i finish shoveling the driveway/sidewalk....about 3 hours later. the driveway looks like i didn't touch it. at all. at all. at. all. I was convinced it was a conspiracy. or that i totally dreamed shoveling it the first time. so i shovel it again. and in the darn near exact spot, i nearly slip..again... and it hurts, again. then...we go to obedience class (for the dog, not me). the darn german shephard (named rocky) takes a POOP!!! and clears the room. I would be impressed if he didn't try to take it on my shoe. luckily, my cat-like reflexes saved me and my shoe. a ray of hope. and then Cooper backs into it. so we are done with class and come home. and Cooper has to go to pee. so we walk, and he goes pee. We walk to the house, and I slip and fall on black ice. i swear, it did not look like ice, but it was. various colorful metaphors are shouted. Cooper thinks it's play time and jumps and knocks my hat off. He proceed to grab it and run with it. (as i dropped the leash when i fell, and I was too busy with colorful metaphors to figure i should grab the leash. NOW...in class...we learned DOWN, LEAVE IT, and DROP IT. So i yell, COOPER DROP IT!!!!!!! and he does. in the neighbor's back yard. He comes running to me for a treat. So. I get up, walk in a bunch of snow to get my hat that has puppy drool on and in it. and walk back. Shea heard all the comotion and comes out and proceeds to tell me that I am getting my jeans all wet. (thank you sweetheart for the crucial nugget of wisdom) my day is a Sienfeld episode today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Is it my fault that when I prayed for snow, God got a little giddy and dumped it everywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 [color=#ff0000][size=8]SO THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT AND NOT DTA'S????[/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 You have my deepest and most heartfelt sympathies.[quote name='Selah' timestamp='1328993759' post='2385540'] Is it my fault that when I prayed for snow, God got a little giddy and dumped it everywhere? [/quote] Yes. You should have been much more specific in your request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 (edited) [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1328993865' post='2385541'] [color=#ff0000][size=8]SO THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT AND NOT DTA'S????[/size][/color] [/quote] heh...technically...yeah. In my defense, God could have said no, but I'm so darn cute how could He ^.^ Edited February 11, 2012 by Selah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 but it's been a mild winter here... why mess with that? are you outside your mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Oh, look at the time, I have to go to work. Toodles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman82 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1328993681' post='2385538'] my day is a Sienfeld episode today. [/quote] Sounds like a country song to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 George Costanza singing a country song. in karaoke....with kramer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1328993681' post='2385538'] my day is a Sienfeld episode today. [/quote] Seinfeld. (Seriously, I need that little teacher smiley back...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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