she_who_is_not Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 So, I went on a three day technology fast and it was really great and spiritual and all that good stuff. The second night I had the weirdest phatmass dream so I thought I would tell you all about it. The first phatmasser to appear in the dream was Lilllabett. She was taking a cross country road trip and asked phatmassers to host her in their homes. She came to my house and I showed her the guest room and we just chatted and things were normal. We started talking about teaching and I realized I was late for work, so I left in a hurry. I was teaching at the elementary school where I used to work and when I arrived, I was actually early, not late. However, I was fired for being early too many days in a pay period, so I cussed out the principal and the lead teacher of my department. I'm boxing up my things and I have to go to the library to pick up my books and there is a weird meeting taking place. I know that they are all phatmassers. They tell me that dUSt is building a retreat house in Texas and needs volunteers. On my way out of the building I run into CherieMadame, who is picking up her kids from school. 2 boys and a girl. We have never met but we recognize each other and talk for a little while. She is not dressed very modestly. She is wearing a white wrap dress and it is really short and kind of see through. She is also wearing a lot of makeup. I think briefly that it is kind of out of character for her but I don't really know her and it isn't indecent or anything so I let it go. When I get back home, I ask Lilllabett about the Phatmass retreat house and she tells me that she has to go to Charleston first, but she might come later. We both leave. Next thing I know I'm in this weird two story trailer type structure. The house is full of Phatmassers! But it's not really a retreat house and everything is wrong! Everyone is using illegal substances and dancing provocatively! Most of the Phatmassers including dominicansoul and Lil'Mon go off into the woods on some sort of mission so I'm left in the main room with dUSt and Jaime, who peer pressure me into taking an illegal substance. I start hallucinating. Weird lights are moving around and flowers and triangles are falling out of the ceiling. I have to go into the woods and fight these weird cartoon hobbit like creatures. They turn me into a boy. When I get back to the house, things are normal. It is a retreat house. Everyone is having fun and laughing. dUSt comes up to me and tells me that I'm on the carpentry crew. I try to tell him that I can't do carpentry because I'm really a girl and he says, "Look, this is real life, not the lame board. Go help build that staircase." So I have to work on the staircase. I get really weirded out when this girl who says she is my girlfriend shows up and is helping with the staircase. I don't know who she is and I'm nervous because I know I'm a girl but when I look in the mirror, I look like Neil Patrick Harris. Then I woke up. I think that last part was my anxiety about my new short haircut, but I don't know what the rest was about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrincessKRS Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Ok, I laughed out loud really hard at the part about Cherie. If there was ever an unlikely candidate for that it'd be her. Jaime is [i]such[/i] a bad influence. Also, that is the most whacked out phatmass dream I've ever heard of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Seeing how I was not in your dream and Jaime was, you would be more correct to term it a nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 This just made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i<3LSOP Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) [quote name='she_who_is_not' timestamp='1327346077' post='2373883'] So, I went on a three day technology fast and it was really great and spiritual and all that good stuff. The second night I had the weirdest phatmass dream so I thought I would tell you all about it. The first phatmasser to appear in the dream was Lilllabett. She was taking a cross country road trip and asked phatmassers to host her in their homes. She came to my house and I showed her the guest room and we just chatted and things were normal. We started talking about teaching and I realized I was late for work, so I left in a hurry. I was teaching at the elementary school where I used to work and when I arrived, I was actually early, not late. However, I was fired for being early too many days in a pay period, so I cussed out the principal and the lead teacher of my department. I'm boxing up my things and I have to go to the library to pick up my books and there is a weird meeting taking place. I know that they are all phatmassers. They tell me that dUSt is building a retreat house in Texas and needs volunteers. On my way out of the building I run into CherieMadame, who is picking up her kids from school. 2 boys and a girl. We have never met but we recognize each other and talk for a little while. She is not dressed very modestly. She is wearing a white wrap dress and it is really short and kind of see through. She is also wearing a lot of makeup. I think briefly that it is kind of out of character for her but I don't really know her and it isn't indecent or anything so I let it go. When I get back home, I ask Lilllabett about the Phatmass retreat house and she tells me that she has to go to Charleston first, but she might come later. We both leave. Next thing I know I'm in this weird two story trailer type structure. The house is full of Phatmassers! But it's not really a retreat house and everything is wrong! Everyone is using illegal substances and dancing provocatively! Most of the Phatmassers including dominicansoul and Lil'Mon go off into the woods on some sort of mission so I'm left in the main room with dUSt and Jaime, who peer pressure me into taking an illegal substance. I start hallucinating. Weird lights are moving around and flowers and triangles are falling out of the ceiling. I have to go into the woods and fight these weird cartoon hobbit like creatures. They turn me into a boy. When I get back to the house, things are normal. It is a retreat house. Everyone is having fun and laughing. dUSt comes up to me and tells me that I'm on the carpentry crew. I try to tell him that I can't do carpentry because I'm really a girl and he says, [b]"Look, this is real life, not the lame board.[/b] Go help build that staircase." So I have to work on the staircase. I get really weirded out when this girl who says she is my girlfriend shows up and is helping with the staircase. I don't know who she is and I'm nervous because I know I'm a girl but when I look in the mirror, I look like Neil Patrick Harris. Then I woke up. I think that last part was my anxiety about my new short haircut, but I don't know what the rest was about. [/quote] Okay that is like the best line ever. Edited January 23, 2012 by i<3LSOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 That's what you get for a 3 day leave from phatmass. I think that is the most epic dream about phatmass eveh! I dream about phatmass alot, especially about posting in threads. Oh & I now dream alot about ponies too. Ummm, are you coming to the phatmass meetup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureCarmeliteClaire Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Okay, that is weird. I have to post my Phatmass dream I had last week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i<3LSOP Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I have nun dreams and nightmares all of the time. I've never had a Phatmass dream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 [quote name='she_who_is_not' timestamp='1327346077' post='2373883'] So, I went on a three day technology fast and it was really great and spiritual and all that good stuff. The second night I had the weirdest phatmass dream so I thought I would tell you all about it. The first phatmasser to appear in the dream was Lilllabett. She was taking a cross country road trip and asked phatmassers to host her in their homes. She came to my house and I showed her the guest room and we just chatted and things were normal. We started talking about teaching and I realized I was late for work, so I left in a hurry. I was teaching at the elementary school where I used to work and when I arrived, I was actually early, not late. However, I was fired for being early too many days in a pay period, so I cussed out the principal and the lead teacher of my department. I'm boxing up my things and I have to go to the library to pick up my books and there is a weird meeting taking place. I know that they are all phatmassers. They tell me that dUSt is building a retreat house in Texas and needs volunteers. On my way out of the building I run into CherieMadame, who is picking up her kids from school. 2 boys and a girl. We have never met but we recognize each other and talk for a little while. She is not dressed very modestly. She is wearing a white wrap dress and it is really short and kind of see through. She is also wearing a lot of makeup. I think briefly that it is kind of out of character for her but I don't really know her and it isn't indecent or anything so I let it go. When I get back home, I ask Lilllabett about the Phatmass retreat house and she tells me that she has to go to Charleston first, but she might come later. We both leave. Next thing I know I'm in this weird two story trailer type structure. The house is full of Phatmassers! But it's not really a retreat house and everything is wrong! Everyone is using illegal substances and dancing provocatively! Most of the Phatmassers including dominicansoul and Lil'Mon go off into the woods on some sort of mission so I'm left in the main room with dUSt and Jaime, who peer pressure me into taking an illegal substance. I start hallucinating. Weird lights are moving around and flowers and triangles are falling out of the ceiling. I have to go into the woods and fight these weird cartoon hobbit like creatures. They turn me into a boy. When I get back to the house, things are normal. It is a retreat house. Everyone is having fun and laughing. dUSt comes up to me and tells me that I'm on the carpentry crew. I try to tell him that I can't do carpentry because I'm really a girl and he says, "Look, this is real life, not the lame board. Go help build that staircase." So I have to work on the staircase. I get really weirded out when this girl who says she is my girlfriend shows up and is helping with the staircase. I don't know who she is and I'm nervous because I know I'm a girl but when I look in the mirror, I look like Neil Patrick Harris. Then I woke up. I think that last part was my anxiety about my new short haircut, but I don't know what the rest was about. [/quote] Ummm wow! How did I end up being in your dream? lol What kind of a mission did I do out in the woods? When I read this I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she_who_is_not Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 (edited) [quote name='brandelynmarie' timestamp='1327356042' post='2374012'] Ummm, are you coming to the phatmass meetup? [/quote] I hope to! Will have to see how job/money situation pans out. Edited January 24, 2012 by she_who_is_not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 hopefully tonite i will have a phatmass dream but last nite I had a weird dream but it is not suited for phatmass though..cuz it is not G-rated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oremoose Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 You had a nonG rated Phatmass Dream??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 It wasnt about phatmass at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Now [i]that [/i]is a dream of epic proportions. I would hate to see what you'd dream up if you gave up the phorum for Lent! My favorite part was "Everyone was dancing provocatively and using illegal substances!" I find it curious that your male alter ego is actually Neil Patrick Harris. And I hope the money situation pans out, because I'd love to meet you. And tease you about this in person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 I had weird phatmass dreams before but it has been a while though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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