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brianthephysicist

When someone mentions that something is "intense" I chime in "It's more [b]in tents[/b] than camping!"

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[quote name='BG45' timestamp='1326752154' post='2370132']
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Something must've pulled you away from it.

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[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.[/font][/size]

[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Atheism is a non-prophet organization.[/font][/size]

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[quote name='Byzantine' timestamp='1326752809' post='2370139']
Something must've pulled you away from it.
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An irresistable force.

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[quote name='BG45' timestamp='1326753618' post='2370142']
An irresistable force.
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Did you come here at light speed?

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[quote name='Byzantine' timestamp='1326754393' post='2370145']
Did you come here at light speed?
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Okay I'm out of stuff to reply with lol.

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1326755056' post='2370151']
Puns are a sin.
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"I see," said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
- Charles Dickens

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brandelynmarie

[quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1326751998' post='2370131']
When someone mentions that something is "intense" I chime in "It's more [b]in tents[/b] than camping!"
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*groans* :doh:

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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup:
Won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash:
1 microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
1 bananosecond

1 million microphones:
1 megaphone

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knot-furlong

1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks:
1 literhosen

1 millionth of a fish:
1 microfiche


YEAH, I love puns! :) I like Math too, so these are pretty great. [url="http://www.panix.com/~clp/humor/puns/Engineer_puns.html"]link[/url]

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Tab'le De'Bah-Rye

iziz a joke thread or pun coz i gotsome 666 grievences about many things. Since it seems to be a joke thread and not a pun thread imma drop two more jokes that i made up with the grace of god...
Q.What did the persian criminal say when he was caught by the ploice? A. I Ran. (yes there are criminals in all cultures and nations, be not overtly proud of your nation or any of them,ie. be proud of the good things as all truely good comes from god and hate the evil things coz there from the devil.)
Q. How do you catch an Israeli loan shark? A. Jewfish. (it's funny because Jewfish are an actuall fish in the oceans of this planet.)

and 1 more i already shared incase you missed it. Q.What did santa claus say when the gangster asked him hows it going ? A. Still sleighin em. (thats even funnier now that i found out saint nicholaus snoted a heretic bishop and was ex-communicated than re-instated after that bishop was ex-communoicated for the heresy that saint nicholaus believed he was insighting. Oh i don't recommend snotting a bishop unless your a super saint that iz also bishop or cardinal,and nay not all bishops and cardinals are super saints,some are and some are moderate and some little and some just ok and some possibly bad but rarely evil. you get the point anyhow.)

Ight God bless you all.
God iz good, God iz love, God saves.

Jc "seek and y shall find,knock and the door will be opened."

Edited by Tab'le Du'Bah-Rye
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