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I eat collard greens all the time because, well, we eat a lot of soul food in my house. Love 'em.

There's several ways to prepare them...

Boil them with bacon fat.
Boil them with ham fat.
Boil them with a ham bone.
Boil them with bacon fat and ham fat.
Boil them with bacon fat, and a ham bone.
Boil them with ham fat, and a ham bone.
Boil them with bacon fat, ham fat, and a ham bone.

Optional additions to any of the above boils: jalapeno juice.

Required topping after the boil: hot sauce.

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IcePrincessKRS

[quote name='AnneLine' timestamp='1326355151' post='2367501']
You could try slicing them thinly into strips (chiffonade) and then giving them a quick saute in some olive oil and a little salt and pepper. Wouldn't be as fatty or as salty, but would taste a little better than a plain boil. It works really well with swiss chard, which is also a bitter, leafy green.... and you can add to soups. But they will be a little bitter, so you want to put something in there to help with the taste unless it is Lent... and/or Friday.... and/or you are feeling penitential.... ;)
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I was going to suggest something similar. My family wouldn't eat them anyway, though, so I have never made them. Spinach is hard enough, usually that has to be a part of another dish. I can't just put sauteed spinach on their plates and expect them to eat it. My husband won't even eat peas, for crying out loud. lol

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Same with mine. I've never trie the colliard greens,but I love the chard (ideally with a bit of bacon, but I'll take the oil & a little salt & pepper route) and can eat it by the bunch ( literally!) but my husband is a no-go on those. So they are my lunch treat when I am at home...

But... a few years ago as a Lenten penance, we decided to push veges (trying to add a positive habit) -- and what we thought would be a penance ended up being a real gift by the end of Lent because we found some ways we LOVE veges! I agree with She-who-is-not -- roasting almost anything makes it incredibly good. (not sure about the colliard greens... but carrots, zucchini, peppers - are FANTASTIC roasted - drop in a little meat or fish if desired and some potatoes if desired and tuck it in the oven - dinner is ready 20 mins later. What a gift!!!However, I don't like spinach this way;

As far as the colliards... I think they really may be the ultimate penance food..... and no pork on 'em during Fridays/Lent, dUSt - penance, remember?!) I'd probably like the jalapeno juice, but if I tried that on my husband, dUSt, you'd have him landing in your kitchen!!!!

Have a good day, everybody!

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[quote name='dUSt' timestamp='1326388092' post='2367668']
I eat collard greens all the time because, well, we eat a lot of soul food in my house. Love 'em.

There's several ways to prepare them...

Boil them with bacon fat.
Boil them with ham fat.
Boil them with a ham bone.
Boil them with bacon fat and ham fat.
Boil them with bacon fat, and a ham bone.
Boil them with ham fat, and a ham bone.
Boil them with bacon fat, ham fat, and a ham bone.

Optional additions to any of the above boils: jalapeno juice.

Required topping after the boil: hot sauce.
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Brother? Is that you?

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[i]Put them in a skillet and sprinkle with wine vinegar and olive oil, season as desired and cook until wilted. I also sautee bermuda onion rings with them. Yum![/i]

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Agree with 'cook until wilted' - I think this may be part of the key on all greens -- overcook them and they are really awful.... but just until really brilliant green - at least with spinach and chard, you have something incredible. If they turn olive green.... not so good. Not sure about colliards, but true of the others....

[img]http://www.alexandracooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bittergreens.jpg[/img]

Getting hungry guys.....

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I agree about soggy mushy collard greens! I'm a Yankee so it may not be a southern-approved cooking method but I really like to sautee a little bit of onion and garlic then add the greens and quickly cook them. Once they are nice and bright green out they come. It's simple, yummy and bacon free. :)

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I like to cook a steak in a pan and then add some water and cook the greens in that. It gives them a good flavor without involving bacon. I don't know if that's what you were asking, though. And since when is bacon a problem for you??????????

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MissScripture

[quote name='Totus Tuus' timestamp='1326425467' post='2368187']
And since when is bacon a problem for you??????????
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Valid point!

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I think bacon is a special gift from God... and adds a lot to a mess of greens! But I also do the 'toss the greens in the pan the meat was cooked in' trick..... It's all good!

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missionseeker

[quote name='Totus Tuus' timestamp='1326425467' post='2368187']
I like to cook a steak in a pan and then add some water and cook the greens in that. It gives them a good flavor without involving bacon. I don't know if that's what you were asking, though. And since when is bacon a problem for you??????????
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:lol:


It's not the bacon that's a problem, it's the collard greens. And the grease mixing with the water it just makes me.. ick. gross. I like veggies raw and bacon crispy. haha.

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I love anything green, collard greens, spinach, silverbeet, artichokes, any kind of lettuce, cabbage, if it's even mostly green, I'll eat it, and almost anyway it's prepared too, raw, boiled, sauteed. I love seaweed and anything wrapped in leaves too! :) In fact, I think I love almost everything plant-based. I am not fond of meat but will eat it if necessary, but I go crazy for veges.

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[quote name='nunsense' timestamp='1326438944' post='2368255']
I love anything green, collard greens, spinach, silverbeet, artichokes, any kind of lettuce, cabbage, if it's even mostly green, I'll eat it, and almost anyway it's prepared too, raw, boiled, sauteed. I love seaweed and anything wrapped in leaves too! :) In fact, I think I love almost everything plant-based. I am not fond of meat but will eat it if necessary, but I go crazy for veges.
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Are you SURE you're not a Carmelite?!? :hehe2:

As a kid, I LOVED raw veggies. My grandmother had a vegetable garden in her backyard where she grew broccoli, tomatoes, cabbage, green beans, etc. I love raw broccoli, carrots, and celery dipped in veggie dip or ranch dressing. :drool:

I HATE any kind of button or white mushrooms (I love portabella mushrooms, especially baby bellas) and I don't like anything squishy. My mom is adamant that I used to eat steamed zucchini and yellow squash when I was little, but I just cannot stand the texture when it's steamed. I love roasted vegetables, though (except yellow squash; I can't get past the flavor of it).

If I had to pick my favorite veggies, it would be these in no particular order:

Brussel Sprouts (yes, I love them!)
Artichokes
Asparagus
Spinach
Broccoli
Steamed green beans
Raw or roasted zucchini
Eggplant
Collard Greens
Swiss Chard
Arugula (I LOVE this in salads because of it's peppery flavor :drool: )
Bean and Alfalfa sprouts
Cremini and Portabella mushrooms (technically, not veggies)

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[quote name='MaterMisericordiae' timestamp='1326445509' post='2368262']
Are you SURE you're not a Carmelite?!? :hehe2: [/quote]

I was a Carmelite :) But I have come to the conclusion that I am more Benedictine than Carmelite in many ways (I prefer Gregorian Chant to plainchant or recitation of the Office). And meat is irrelevant to me. There are things I like (bacon and tacos) but I prefer fish (like flake and tuna) and some poultry (white meat chicken and turkey). I don't cook meat at home but I will eat it if someone cooks for me.


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As a kid, I LOVED raw veggies. My grandmother had a vegetable garden in her backyard where she grew broccoli, tomatoes, cabbage, green beans, etc. I love raw broccoli, carrots, and celery dipped in veggie dip or ranch dressing. :drool:

I HATE any kind of button or white mushrooms (I love portabella mushrooms, especially baby bellas) and I don't like anything squishy. My mom is adamant that I used to eat steamed zucchini and yellow squash when I was little, but I just cannot stand the texture when it's steamed. I love roasted vegetables, though (except yellow squash; I can't get past the flavor of it).

If I had to pick my favorite veggies, it would be these in no particular order:

Brussel Sprouts (yes, I love them!)
Artichokes
Asparagus
Spinach
Broccoli
Steamed green beans
Raw or roasted zucchini
Eggplant
Collard Greens
Swiss Chard
Arugula (I LOVE this in salads because of it's peppery flavor :drool: )
Bean and Alfalfa sprouts
Cremini and Portabella mushrooms (technically, not veggies)
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I love mushrooms, prefer raw but mushroom soup is lovely. I adore all the veges you like (Brussel sprouts yayy) and most dairy products too (yoghurts and cheeses and milk).

I guess I just love food! :P

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Wilt them down and add to a Spanish Tortilla along with roasted red and orange peppers, some fried onion, mushrooms and any animal product you like (optional).
Season well.

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