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Is there anything to do with these that does not involve boiling them in bacon fatty water? I HATE soggy green things or just most cooked veggies in general. But I have collard greens and need to figure out what to do with them...

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You can make a salad out of pretty much anything.... maybe just tear them up into bite sized pieces and add whatever else you'd normally add to a salad...

they're not bitter or anything, are they?

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I know what you mean. I'm not a big fan of veggies, either, but one of my New Year's Resolutions was to eat more fruits and veggies (so far, I've been eating mostly fruits because they taste better). I found some healthy recipes you might like to try that will mask the bitter flavor of collard greens (which, BTW, I like -- go figure!).

[url="http://www.eatingwell.com/recipes/pasta_with_greens_tomato_sauce.html"]Pasta with Greens and Tomato Sauce (feel free to omit the pancetta)[/url]

[url="http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/cooking-for-real/vegetarian-southern-style-collard-greens-recipe/index.html"]Vegetarian Southern-Style Collard Greens[/url] (no bacon at all; the vegetable broth idea sounds yummy!)

[url="http://vegetarian.about.com/od/sidevegetabledishes/r/greensnrice.htm"]Easy Collard Greens with Rice[/url] (Vegan recipe but you can use any kind of butter or margarine)

[url="http://www.food.com/recipe/healthy-collard-greens-soup-341739"]Healthy Collard Greens Soup[/url] (sounds tasty)

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[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1326347672' post='2367461']
You can make a salad out of pretty much anything.... maybe just tear them up into bite sized pieces and add whatever else you'd normally add to a salad...

they're not bitter or anything, are they?
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Collard greens are bitter, but they are less bitter than turnip greens, in my opinion. Turnip greens are the worst. I hate the flavor and you can't fix it. The higher the calcium content, the bitter the flavor is. My grandmother splashes this stuff on her greens all the time:

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I've never actually eaten them - that's why I asked.


Actually, I suppose I ought to withhold advice on topics about which I'm pretty well ignorant, huh?

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[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1326348083' post='2367465']
I've never actually eaten them - that's why I asked.


Actually, I suppose I ought to withhold advice on topics about which I'm pretty well ignorant, huh?
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:hehe2:

I actually don't think you did that bad. Collard greens CAN be used in salads, however, they are usually boiled or sauteed. The Southern-style method of cooking is probably the worst, health-wise. Collard greens are rich in nutrients, but then you start boiling them or cooking them with salty meat, and you have a grease-laden dish that clogs your arteries. :x

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[quote name='MaterMisericordiae' timestamp='1326347698' post='2367462']
I know what you mean. I'm not a big fan of veggies, either, but one of my New Year's Resolutions was to eat more fruits and veggies (so far, I've been eating mostly fruits because they taste better). I found some healthy recipes you might like to try that will mask the bitter flavor of collard greens (which, BTW, I like -- go figure!).

[url="http://www.eatingwell.com/recipes/pasta_with_greens_tomato_sauce.html"]Pasta with Greens and Tomato Sauce (feel free to omit the pancetta)[/url]

[url="http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/cooking-for-real/vegetarian-southern-style-collard-greens-recipe/index.html"]Vegetarian Southern-Style Collard Greens[/url] (no bacon at all; the vegetable broth idea sounds yummy!)

[url="http://vegetarian.about.com/od/sidevegetabledishes/r/greensnrice.htm"]Easy Collard Greens with Rice[/url] (Vegan recipe but you can use any kind of butter or margarine)

[url="http://www.food.com/recipe/healthy-collard-greens-soup-341739"]Healthy Collard Greens Soup[/url] (sounds tasty)
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Well I *like* veggies, I just won't eat them soggy and mushy. I'll check out some of those and see if I'd like to try them.
[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1326347672' post='2367461']
You can make a salad out of pretty much anything.... maybe just tear them up into bite sized pieces and add whatever else you'd normally add to a salad...

they're not bitter or anything, are they?
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I don't know! I was wondering the same thing. lol.
[quote name='MaterMisericordiae' timestamp='1326348216' post='2367466']
:hehe2:

I actually don't think you did that bad. Collard greens CAN be used in salads, however, they are usually boiled or sauteed. The Southern-style method of cooking is probably the worst, health-wise. Collard greens are rich in nutrients, but then you start boiling them or cooking them with salty meat, and you have a grease-laden dish that clogs your arteries. :x
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and tastes awful. :x

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You could try slicing them thinly into strips (chiffonade) and then giving them a quick saute in some olive oil and a little salt and pepper. Wouldn't be as fatty or as salty, but would taste a little better than a plain boil. It works really well with swiss chard, which is also a bitter, leafy green.... and you can add to soups. But they will be a little bitter, so you want to put something in there to help with the taste unless it is Lent... and/or Friday.... and/or you are feeling penitential.... ;)

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I love collard greens. Really, I love any type of green. Two things you can do to cut the bitterness: 1. Saute in butter. I don't know why the butter works better than oil; it just does 2. Roasting. Roasting any vegetable brings out the sweetness

I also like to cover them with Thai peanut sauce and eating them with rice and other vegetables

For a snack, you can try making collard chips. My sister made some last winter and they were really amazing. Just follow the same instructions for making kale chips.

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I HATE collard greens. I don't know what poor soul thought up to eat them one day (he/she must have been starving), but I literally can't eat them without gagging. We had some in the convent, and I could never touch them. Yuck yuck yuck!

Maybe you could sautee them and put them in a panini with your choice of meat and coagulated milk. That would be the only way I'd even consider eating them again.

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