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I Sent A Blow Up Doll Named Tyrone To A Priest


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True story.

So, phatmass always does things a little differently than other Catholic organizations, no doubt because the guy who runs phatmass is a tad off his rocker.

At this year's NCYC (National Catholic Youth Conference) phatmass had a booth. We sold t-shirts and CDs. I looked into buying a mannequin to display the shirts. Too expensive. So, I hit up amazon and found some real amesome models for cheap. Their names were Tyrone and John. I was in a rush, so had them sent to Fr Pontifex's rectory because he lives in Indiana (where the convention took place).

He told me don't ever do that again. hahaha

Luckily, his secretary didn't open the package for him, but if she would have, he would have had a lot of explaining to do.


[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61in8wQcNAL.jpg[/img]

Don't worry, they were fully clothed for the convention, and we denied several offers by the kids to buy them.

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Well, that's...unusual, to say the least. The picture you've posted here seems fairly innocuous, but then....I'll just shut up right there.

If you ever need to do something like this again and want to make a model for cheap, make a duct-tape dummy.

Directions: obtain a willing model, a large unwanted t-shirt for said model, and lots and lots of duct tape.
Have the model put on the tshirt. Proceed to wrap the model (well, tshirt) up with duct tape...like a mummy.
When finished, cut t-shirt off model.
Voila! A stiff, free-standing replica of that particular human torso.

To display as a mannekin, stick a broom handle in a large bucket of sand (or concrete if you're getting really fancy).

If you need a head for the mannekin, get a styrofoam wig holder.


...of course, your solution worked too ;)

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[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1325177229' post='2359343']
how many maniquins you need?
[/quote]

None. I got Tyrone and John. They work for free.

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