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PhuturePriest

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Hm... I swear I said something funny on here before. Apparently not.

I don't understand how those shoes are immodest. I also don't understand why people think they make women more attractive. For me it's more "A woman that was already towering over me is just trying to make me feel bad with her shoes." I'm not sure if Kansas isn't a Smurf State, though, because even though I'm only 5'4 I'm generally just about as tall as most people. Being six feet tall is a pretty rare thing in my area.

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IcePrincessKRS

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[quote name='FuturePriest387' timestamp='1344450116' post='2464578']
Hm... I swear I said something funny on here before. Apparently not.

I don't understand how those shoes are immodest. I also don't understand why people think they make women more attractive. For me it's more "A woman that was already towering over me is just trying to make me feel bad with her shoes." I'm not sure if Kansas isn't a Smurf State, though, because even though I'm only 5'4 I'm generally just about as tall as most people. Being six feet tall is a pretty rare thing in my area.
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You're short. I'm 5 '4 1/2" and that's technically considered short for a woman. (5'5" is the bottom rung of "average" for women.) You have time to grow still. Dudes usually don't stop growing until they're in their early 20s.

You don't have to understand why we like shoes. No one buys them with the intention of making short people feel bad. They buy them with the intention of looking amesome. Which Red does like a boss.

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Lil Red

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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' timestamp='1344450733' post='2464585']You don't have to understand why we like shoes. No one buys them with the intention of making short people feel bad. They buy them with the intention of looking amesome. Which Red does like a boss.[/quote]

yeah, i'm 5'5 1/2"...so my heels make me anywhere between 5'8"-5'10".

and i wear amesome shoes like this because they make me feel sexy (and they make my legs look sexy). that's probably immodest to some weirdo out there.

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AnneLine

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Red....

We went through this a while back. You are NOT immodest; you are GREEN. Your shoes & your avatar prove it. You need [s]glasses[color=#008000] [/color][/s][color=#008000]a moustache monocle[/color].... [color=#008000]with green rims[/color].... to go with those snazzy new kicks!

Check out this one!

[url="http://www.zazzle.com/extra_fancy_green_apple_with_moustache_monocle_speckcase-176193073759502183"]http://www.zazzle.com/extra_fancy_green_apple_with_moustache_monocle_speckcase-176193073759502183[/url]

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HopefulBride

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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' timestamp='1344450733' post='2464585']
I'm 5 '4 1/2" and that's technically considered short for a woman. (5'5" is the bottom rung of "average" for women.)
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soooo I guess I'm tiny then (I am barely over 5'2") and dagnab it Red, I sooo want these heels. Why must I be tempted with heels as I'm preparing to begin a lifetime of never wearing them? Dang you Satan, DANG YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop tempting me. Seriously I love peep toes and that hint of green is just yum.




Ok time to stop drooling.

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MissyP89

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Don't you know high heels make your butt stick out?

Attention-seeking harlot.

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Lil Red

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[quote name='AnneLine' timestamp='1344452984' post='2464608']
Red....

We went through this a while back. You are NOT immodest; you are GREEN. Your shoes & your avatar prove it. You need [s]glasses[color=#008000] [/color][/s][color=#008000]a moustache monocle[/color].... [color=#008000]with green rims[/color].... to go with those snazzy new kicks!

Check out this one!

[url="http://www.zazzle.com/extra_fancy_green_apple_with_moustache_monocle_speckcase-176193073759502183"]http://www.zazzle.co...193073759502183[/url]
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love it!

[quote name='HopefulBride' timestamp='1344453503' post='2464610']
soooo I guess I'm tiny then (I am barely over 5'2") and dagnab it Red, I sooo want these heels. Why must I be tempted with heels as I'm preparing to begin a lifetime of never wearing them? Dang you Satan, DANG YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop tempting me. Seriously I love peep toes and that hint of green is just yum.




Ok time to stop drooling.
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the whole sole is that color green :)

[quote name='MissyP89' timestamp='1344453608' post='2464612']Don't you know high heels make your butt stick out?

Attention-seeking harlot.[/quote]

it draws attention away from other yucky parts of my body.

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PhuturePriest

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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' timestamp='1344450733' post='2464585']
You're short. I'm 5 '4 1/2" and that's technically considered short for a woman. (5'5" is the bottom rung of "average" for women.) You have time to grow still. Dudes usually don't stop growing until they're in their early 20s.

You don't have to understand why we like shoes. No one buys them with the intention of making short people feel bad. They buy them with the intention of looking amesome. Which Red does like a boss.
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[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' timestamp='1344450733' post='2464585']
You're short. I'm 5 '4 1/2" and that's technically considered short for a woman. (5'5" is the bottom rung of "average" for women.) You have time to grow still. Dudes usually don't stop growing until they're in their early 20s.

You don't have to understand why we like shoes. No one buys them with the intention of making short people feel bad. They buy them with the intention of looking amesome. Which Red does like a boss.
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Oh, I am quite aware that I am short, but just in my specific area I am actually the average height for both men and women. It's rather weird. Anyway, I know that it is not to make me feel bad. I'm just saying if I was on a date and my date wore high heels I would question the thoughts behind it. :P I still question how they make girls look amesome, though. Oh well. I'm a man. I'm not expected to think.

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Tis all relative..... at one point when I was discerning I was considering a monastery with sisters who mostly came from outside the USA. I would have been the second tallest sister out of nearly 20.... and I am 5'3.5".....

You are TALL in spirit, Green.....

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[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1344449382' post='2464562']
[img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/600012_10151097794695805_1677480751_n.jpg[/img]

my "newest" pair of shoes.
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I cannot even properly put the amesomeness of these shoes into words!

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[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1344449382' post='2464562']
[img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/600012_10151097794695805_1677480751_n.jpg[/img]

my "newest" pair of shoes.
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Whooooaaaaaaaaaaa. :shock:

Those :shock:
are :shock:
amesome :shock:

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