People At Work Are Aggravated Because Of Me

[MIKolbe]

[quote name='dominicansoul' timestamp='1321116449' post='2335402']

if he were ur boss, he'd require a bag over your head at all times...
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Safety regulations... I can't request that.

But I can get her a cubicle with REALLY TALL walls.

[vee]

oh good! that way i can phatmass without the boss seeing!!

[MIKolbe]

i am a compassionate and caring boss.

[BG45]

I believe that.

[MIKolbe]

ok.. that's one I got fooled...

who next?

[BG45]

I enjoy the taste of koolaid.

[Sarah147]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1321124055' post='2335454']
ok.. that's one I got fooled...

who next?
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[LaPetiteSoeur]

[quote name='BG45' timestamp='1321058005' post='2335146']
Glad you enjoy a bit of office humor! It really does help with workplace morale; I notice as Crim majors ours seem weird at times.

"So I wonder if we cooked an undergrad, would anyone notice?"
"No, we still have a thousand."
"Hmm, but we don't want a skinny one...too stringy."
"Nor a fat one, I don't need any more fat."
"So we need one that's just right..."
"We better not have to eat three like we're cannibalistic Goldilocks."
[/quote]

We had the same conversation when we worked in the swamp. Except this time, it was "which honors college student are we going to eat first?"

I was not going to be eaten, because it was assumed I was the only one who could cook the human correctly.

[quote name='LaPetiteSoeur' timestamp='1321208975' post='2335734']

We had the same conversation when we worked in the swamp. Except this time, it was "which honors college student are we going to eat first?"

I was not going to be eaten, because it was assumed I was the only one who could cook the human correctly.
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Oh, and in high school, we had a food point system in the music department. This decided who would be eaten first in the case of an attack where we were locked for months in the band room with no food. Again, i was the cook.

[BG45]

[quote name='LaPetiteSoeur' timestamp='1321209019' post='2335734']

We had the same conversation when we worked in the swamp. Except this time, it was "which honors college student are we going to eat first?"

I was not going to be eaten, because it was assumed I was the only one who could cook the human correctly.



Oh, and in high school, we had a food point system in the music department. This decided who would be eaten first in the case of an attack where we were locked for months in the band room with no food. Again, i was the cook.
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Win. I know when my boss asked about sacrificing grad students, I said I should be exempt from selection, because the dark Gods of Academia aren't like Baal, they don't enjoy sizzling fat on their altars.