bernadette d Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 [center][b]Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash[/b][/center] [i]A parish priest in Dublin, Ireland, got tired of listening to the same old excuses from people who don’t attend church. So he wrote the following and printed it in the Sunday bulletin:[/i] [b]Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash[/b][list=1] [*]I was forced to wash as a child. [*]People who wash are hypocrites. They think they are cleaner than everyone else. [*]There are so many different kinds of soap, I could never decide which one was right. [*]I used to wash, but it got boring so I stopped. [*]I wash only on special occasions, like Easter and Christmas. [*]None of my friends wash. [*]I’m still young. When I’m older and have gotten a bit dirtier, I might start washing. [*]I really don’t have time to wash. [*]The bathroom is never warm enough in the winter or razzle dazzle enough in the summer. [*]People who make soap are only after your money. [/list] [b]Additional excuses:[/b][list] [*]I get along very well without washing. [*]I work hard all week and am too tired to take a bath on the weekend. [*]The first bar of soap I ever used gave me a rash, so I haven't gone near soap since! [/list] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faithcecelia Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lil'Monster Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) This is avvesome Edited November 2, 2011 by Lil'Monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 If you don't bathe, people don't sit next to you on the plane or bus. Also, eventually you get used to the smell, no matter how awful it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) this is one way not to make any friends also it might attract the vultures also this is one way to repel your enemies edit i forgot a dang word Edited November 2, 2011 by Lil'Monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Flower Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I LOVE IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandelynmarie Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) Sounds like the same excuses for Confession! Edited November 2, 2011 by brandelynmarie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Metaphor is usually better at making a point than direct argument - this is a perfect example! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 [quote name='ardillacid' timestamp='1320194899' post='2330017'] If you don't bathe, people don't sit next to you on the plane or bus. Also, eventually you get used to the smell, no matter how awful it is [/quote] you'd know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 my bathroom isn't razzle dazzle either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 [quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1320213416' post='2330158'] you'd know. [/quote]actually, yes I speak from personal experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 [quote name='ardillacid' timestamp='1320194899' post='2330017'] If you don't bathe, people don't sit next to you on the plane or bus. Also, eventually you get used to the smell, no matter how awful it is [/quote] i wasn't going to say anything at dinner...... but.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XIX Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1320238033' post='2330200'] i wasn't going to say anything at dinner...... but.... [/quote] I think you meant this as a reply to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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