Starets Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear Fr. Abbot. Have run off with reptilian alien from inside the earth. Will marry after vows expire kbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MargaretTeresa Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear phamily, I am running off with this really cute reporter I met this weekend. We're going to go cover the drug wars in Mexico! He said we'd be perfectly safe - only 76 journos have been murdered there since 2000. I'm so excited! Love, MT PS - He said he's already had a gun pulled on him multiple times! HOW COOL IS THAT!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pax_et bonum Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear mom, I entered the convent today. Kbye Sr. Amanda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear Mom, I may have a job opportunity in Iraq. I would leave at the end of the month. What think you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear dad, Before I revealed I was dating someone once you always accused me of being gay. Once the relationship ended you said I'd become a priest. I've run off to Siberia with a bunch of Russian Neo Pagans, please send your latest wrong prediction to my forwarding address. Bai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie-Therese Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 [quote name='MissyP89' timestamp='1315202925' post='2300396'] Dear Catherine, So fuarakdning srrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnk. Strangerz drive me home. hahahahaha kbyeeee. [/quote] I literally spit when I read this. Did this message come from the inside of a closet, mayhap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear Shea- You're still married to me. so sry. - jason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faithcecelia Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear mother Remember when I became Catholic and some people told you 'she might as well have become a Jehover's Witness'? Well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear You Know Who, why do we call you He Who Must Not Be Named? It makes no sense, can you hear your own name? What if I spell out a few letters. V-O-L-D...bai! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 [quote name='missionseeker' timestamp='1315240981' post='2300515'] Dear Mom, I may have a job opportunity in Iraq. I would leave at the end of the month. What think you? [/quote] Sorry, you're not allowed to go. [quote name='Marie-Therese' timestamp='1315246029' post='2300559'] I literally spit when I read this. Did this message come from the inside of a closet, mayhap? [/quote] No, but it did come from the inside of my cell phone. *cough* [quote name='MargaretTeresa' timestamp='1315233730' post='2300483'] Dear phamily, I am running off with this really cute reporter I met this weekend. We're going to go cover the drug wars in Mexico! He said we'd be perfectly safe - only 76 journos have been murdered there since 2000. I'm so excited! Love, MT PS - He said he's already had a gun pulled on him multiple times! HOW COOL IS THAT!? [/quote] Gold. You win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pax_et bonum Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear Mom and Dad, I've decided to quit school and my job because they take away from the time I could be on phatmass. kbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MargaretTeresa Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear Mother, You remember when you dyed my khaki capris lime? I hope you like that color... for your hair. Love, Your least favorite daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear Dr. M., I realize you want a fully finished Vita tomorrow for class, but it's taking forever to actually list out every course I ever substituted in. Can I just put "[name of old school] I AM THE LIBERAL ARTS"? Just kidding, I'll break it down so you don't kill me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 (edited) Dear Phamily: I met this really handsome guy who is smart and kind. He owns a topless bar and that is where I met him. Btw, we are getting married next week and also I'm preggers. K bye! Edited September 6, 2011 by Lil'Monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 that never happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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