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Don't let these mugs fool you with all their false friendliness. I've got 'em all figured out - the whole lousy lot of 'em. To them you're nothin' more than fresh meat to grind into Catholic sausage. I'm your only real friend on this board, see? You need sumpin' - ANYthing - you come to me and I'll take care of ya'. I got connections - saints, monsignors, DRE's, cardinals, lectors, monks ... even a pope or two. I'm not named Luigi for nothin'!

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LaPetiteSoeur

[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1315112341' post='2299949']
Don't let these mugs fool you with all their false friendliness. I've got 'em all figured out - the whole lousy lot of 'em. To them you're nothin' more than fresh meat to grind into Catholic sausage. I'm your only real friend on this board, see? You need sumpin' - ANYthing - you come to me and I'll take care of ya'. I got connections - saints, monsignors, DRE's, cardinals, lectors, monks ... even a pope or two. I'm not named Luigi for nothin'!
[/quote]O dear, Luigi! Don't scare away the newbies yet....

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[quote name='LaPetiteSoeur' timestamp='1315113569' post='2299955']
O dear, Luigi! Don't scare away the newbies yet....
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As, shucks! What good is posting on the Internet if I can't fool at least one poor gullible soul now and then? And if I don't do it when they're newbies, it'll never work!

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[quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1315112341' post='2299949']
Don't let these mugs fool you with all their false friendliness. I've got 'em all figured out - the whole lousy lot of 'em. To them you're nothin' more than fresh meat to grind into Catholic sausage. I'm your only real friend on this board, see? You need sumpin' - ANYthing - you come to me and I'll take care of ya'. I got connections - saints, monsignors, DRE's, cardinals, lectors, monks ... even a pope or two. I'm not named Luigi for nothin'!
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we normally don't listen to him. if you do likewise, you are already ahead of the curve.....

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Look, most of them here are insane (with a few exceptions such as myself) but as long as you don't confront anyone with this knowledge, they won't get violent, so shhhhhhhhh...... :secret:

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brianthephysicist

[quote name='Amppax' timestamp='1315159047' post='2300068']
Hi new here! I'm alex, nice to meet you. :wave:
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Aww man, you beat me to it! props man


Anywho...Good evening, AlertStatusRed! As another newcomer to the phorum, I would like to :welcome: you to the phamily. I was promised :cake: , but only if I could find it on my own. I'm still looking, but maybe you'll have better luck!

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[quote name='brianthephysicist' timestamp='1315185749' post='2300286']
:cake: ,
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By any chance a female sounding computer didn't promise you cake here, did it? Because if it did, I might have some bad news for you...

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[quote name='Groo the Wanderer' timestamp='1315190780' post='2300308']
Do you love cats? Do you love every kind of cat? Do you want to hug all of them, but you can't?
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You can't hug every cat!

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