CatherineM Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 When your hormone deranged puppy tries to mate with your pastor's leg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faithcecelia Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I think he likes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I'm sorry Father, for my dog has sinned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted August 21, 2011 Author Share Posted August 21, 2011 He'd already hit him with the holy water. I was just glad the holy water didn't burn him and cause him to spew green goo. Father Bob was already a tad scared of him. He thought he was coming to see a small adorable puppy, instead he got a 8 month old, 50 lb. demon dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 please tell the canine the priest is celibate. this should work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1313892825' post='2292308'] please tell the canine the priest is celibate. this should work. [/quote] That never worked with my cousin's pug and the poor stuffed warthog it saw as a mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted August 21, 2011 Author Share Posted August 21, 2011 He's going to get the big snip in a week or two. I have to wait until hubby gets back from Newfoundland. I just hope I survive Gandy's puberty in the meantime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 snipping might not help wait.. is it the puppy getting snipped or the hubby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizabeth09 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I am so sorry, my puppy has sinned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 [quote name='BG45' timestamp='1313897783' post='2292412'] That never worked with my cousin's pug and the poor stuffed warthog it saw as a mate. [/quote] stuffed warthogs are whores and everyone knows this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MargaretTeresa Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Oh dear me... um... idk what you would say after that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I do. And Pumba is a great man. He's a nice lady! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaPetiteSoeur Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I understand your predicament. My cousin's dog, a pug, does the same thing to everyone and has to wear a belly band. Just apologize--perhaps your pastor won't be off dogs for life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted August 21, 2011 Author Share Posted August 21, 2011 He's such a strong dog that it took two off us to get him off our priest. Right now he is sitting on my chest because I won't let him have my banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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