ardillacid Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Or, drink all of her alcohol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissyP89 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 [quote name='ardillacid' timestamp='1313278146' post='2287245'] Or, drink all of her alcohol! [/quote] I pick this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 I'm convinced she's trying to kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 [left]Bologna her car. Bologna on car, paint come off![/left] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted August 14, 2011 Author Share Posted August 14, 2011 she doesn't have a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie-Therese Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Stick the bologna directly to her face? Then a right hook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 you should offer to cook her dinner and clean her room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I like the ham bomb. Yes. Tho...the hidden potato is a gem. I have used that one in the office. When that baby decomposes, oh my, quite frightening. Course, if you live there you don't want to deal with that. Find a liquid laxative. May involve some bad smell, but also funny noises and some discomfort for her. Another fun one is to buy some minnows and stuff one into the toe of each shoe she owns. Make sure they are dead.. Might want to wait until right before you move though. Another good one is when she is gone, steal every pair of her underwear and drop them off at Good will or wrap in a fancy box like a present and leave on her boss's desk. I've done that one. Oh well. That was a long time ago, before I was a Catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted August 15, 2011 Author Share Posted August 15, 2011 I'm gonna kill her plant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 good choice. kill it with fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 [quote name='Deb' timestamp='1313376343' post='2288055']I like the ham bomb. Yes. Tho...the hidden potato is a gem. I have used that one in the office. When that baby decomposes, oh my, quite frightening. Course, if you live there you don't want to deal with that. Find a liquid laxative. May involve some bad smell, but also funny noises and some discomfort for her. Another fun one is to buy some minnows and stuff one into the toe of each shoe she owns. Make sure they are dead.. Might want to wait until right before you move though. Another good one is when she is gone, steal every pair of her underwear and drop them off at Good will or wrap in a fancy box like a present and leave on her boss's desk. I've done that one. Oh well. That was a long time ago, before I was a Catholic.[/quote]remind me to never cross you :noteworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 [quote name='Deb' timestamp='1313376343' post='2288055']I like the ham bomb. Yes. Tho...the hidden potato is a gem. I have used that one in the office. When that baby decomposes, oh my, quite frightening. Course, if you live there you don't want to deal with that. Find a liquid laxative. May involve some bad smell, but also funny noises and some discomfort for her. Another fun one is to buy some minnows and stuff one into the toe of each shoe she owns. Make sure they are dead.. Might want to wait until right before you move though. Another good one is when she is gone, steal every pair of her underwear and drop them off at Good will or wrap in a fancy box like a present and leave on her boss's desk. I've done that one. Oh well. That was a long time ago, before I was a Catholic.[/quote]remind me to never cross you :noteworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 today, I would like to make dinner but the kitchen is a mess. I just don't feel like cleaning it up. But I guess I gotta. I'm only whining cuz I'm sick and have no one to actually whine to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilianus Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 [media='']http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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