missionseeker Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I went to go make myself something to eat, but as soon as my housemate saw me open the refrigerator, she said "Oh, I should eat something too." then she came over and booted me out of the way and started cooking her dinner. I'm allergic to what she's eating, too. Like if it gets anywhere near my food, I will spend the next 24 hours throwing up. (Which totally makes me sound like a baby... but... meh.) I cannot wait to move out of this place. I'm sick and tired and hungry and I can't breathe and I just wanted to whine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 ur still with that awful room mate? when does this purgatory end????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus te Amat Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Rude. You should put itching powder in her sheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 where do I get some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie-Therese Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I am frequently an advocate of a solid right hook. Mebbe I should have posted that fact in the bad Catholic thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) now she's blaring christmas songs... Edited August 13, 2011 by missionseeker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus te Amat Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 [URL]http://www.amazon.com/Itching-Powder-Perfect-Surprise-Special/dp/B000LZAYDC[/URL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilianus Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 After you make your dinner boil some tripe, just make sure you have a place to crash for a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 it's tempting...[quote name='Maximilianus' timestamp='1313275919' post='2287204'] After you make your dinner boil some tripe, just make sure you have a place to crash for a day [/quote] She's a brit. Everything she cooks smells awful anyway. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilianus Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 lol... oh well I guess the right hook is in order, only if your right handed it would be a left hook, but a hook is a knock out punch so maybe a jab to the nose would get your point across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Doubtful, Max. She's kind of hard headed and doesn't care. Pretty sure would HAVE to be a knockout punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I don't think saying you don't want to throw up for 24 hours makes you a baby. I kind of want to die every time I throw up. And you have enough food issues without having to puke it all back up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 you should be nice to your roommate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1313277292' post='2287234']you should be nice to your roommate...[/quote]negative props Hide a potato in her room, somewhere she will never find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marie-Therese Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 [quote name='ardillacid' timestamp='1313277659' post='2287239'] negative props Hide a potato in her room, somewhere she will never find it [/quote] I was recently introduced to the concept of the "ham bomb" which involves (not surprisingly) a tightly wrapped piece of ham left in a concealed location for a period of time. The tight wrapping would ensure that the decomposing ham would do so slowly and allow for the maximum amount of horrible smell, while keeping the offending ham bomb concealed reasonably well for the longest possible time. Maybe a right hook, and follow it with a ham bomb? Or better yet, right hook and ham bomb her car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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