LaPetiteSoeur Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Happy Feast Day! I was on Catholic Cuisine looking for food ideas for today and found this amesome joke: [i]A young man is thinking of becoming a Catholic priest, so he goes to talk to his pastor about the different religious orders. "What can you tell me about the Dominicans?" he asks. "Oh, they were formed in the Thirteenth Century to combat the Albigensian heresy," the priest replies. "And the Jesuits?" "They formed in the Sixteenth Century in response to the Protestant Reformation." The young man looks puzzled. "So what's the big difference between them?" "When was the last time you met an Albigensian?"[/i] [i] [/i]Yay DOMINICANS!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Flower Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!DOMINICANS ARE AWWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 (edited) [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]A Franciscan and Jesuit were debating which order was the greatest. So, they decided to ask for a sign from God. This is what they received falling down from heaven:[/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]My sons, [/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Please stop bickering about such trivial matters,[/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Sincerely,[/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]God, O.P.[/font][/size] Edited August 8, 2011 by Lisa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Flower Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 [quote name='Lisa' timestamp='1312835551' post='2283450'] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]A Franciscan and Jesuit were debating which order was the greatest. So, they decided to ask for a sign from God. This is what they received falling down from heaven:[/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]My sons, [/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Please stop bickering about such trivial matters,[/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Sincerely,[/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]God, O.P.[/font][/size] [/quote] I've heard this before! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! its gonna be my new signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Flower Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 dangit. it didnt work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilianus Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 [url="http://corpusimmobiliserrantemanimum.blogspot.com/2011/08/santo-domingo.html"]http://corpusimmobiliserrantemanimum.blogspot.com/2011/08/santo-domingo.html[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
she_who_is_not Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Sorry: off-topic Jesuit joke below: The mother of a newborn son went to consult with her parish priest about his future. The priest told her to lay out a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of whiskey and see which item the baby chose. The object, the priest informed the mother, would indicate his future career. If he chose the Bible, he would be a priest. If he chose the wallet, a banker and if he chose the whiskey he would be a drunk. A week later the mother returned to the priest confused. "Father," she said, "He chose all three!" "Ah," the priest said, "A Jesuit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MessorCarus Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 [quote name='Lisa' timestamp='1312835551' post='2283450'] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]A Franciscan and Jesuit were debating which order was the greatest. So, they decided to ask for a sign from God. This is what they received falling down from heaven:[/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]My sons, [/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Please stop bickering about such trivial matters,[/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Sincerely,[/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]God, O.P.[/font][/size] [/quote] :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 the first one is, i think, my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Flower Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 yay! signature works now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carolyn Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Doing some serious laughing while others are trying to sleep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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