BG45 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 [quote name='homeschoolmom' timestamp='1311122738' post='2270520'] I grew up Methodist and we used Welch's grape juice. I've heard of a few Lutheran churches who use both wine and grape juice. They use those little shot glasses. Purple is grape juice, white is wine... or something. I dunno. ETA: *never* heard any chuch using Koolaid. [/quote] Ditto here for my Baptist church, dunno about Koolaid either for the Lutherans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 As a Methodist, we received kneeling and on the tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 No kneeling or tongue for us, it was all assembly line. Take your bread cube and take your medicine cup of grape juice. Oh and no yelling "MY JESUS IS STALE" like one little kid did during Communion once. I nearly spit out my juice on the pastor while trying not to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 [quote name='BG45' timestamp='1311136473' post='2270947'] No kneeling or tongue for us, it was all assembly line. Take your bread cube and take your medicine cup of grape juice. Oh and no yelling "MY JESUS IS STALE" like one little kid did during Communion once. I nearly spit out my juice on the pastor while trying not to laugh. [/quote] bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 ahahahhahahahaha..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 [quote name='Brother Adam' timestamp='1311122568' post='2270513'] [img]http://trailerblogger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/gran-torino-clint-eastwood.jpg[/img] Everybody blames the Lutherans. [/quote] Give me sixteen good reasons why we shouldn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 [quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1311136795' post='2270964'] Give me sixteen good reasons why we shouldn't! [/quote] I hereby confess that typed too soon. I should've said... Give me 95 reasons why we shouldn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus te Amat Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 [quote name='IrishGermanNorwegian' timestamp='1311122405' post='2270506'] It's it true that our Lutheran brothers and sisters use grape kool-aid for the Bood of Christ for their services? [/quote] REALLY?!?!!??!!?!? Sign me up. I'm totes converting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 [quote name='BG45' timestamp='1311136473' post='2270947'] No kneeling or tongue for us, it was all assembly line. Take your bread cube and take your medicine cup of grape juice. Oh and no yelling "MY JESUS IS STALE" like one little kid did during Communion once. I nearly spit out my juice on the pastor while trying not to laugh. [/quote] Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Luigi' timestamp='1311136968' post='2270967'] I hereby confess that typed too soon. I should've said... Give me 95 reasons why we shouldn't! [/quote] 'Splain an' I might. Edited July 20, 2011 by Light and Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 [quote name='Light and Truth' timestamp='1311139993' post='2271158'] 'Splain an' I might. [/quote] Everybody says, "Give me a good reason why..." A few people say, "Give me three good reasons why... " To exaggerate, I sometimes say, "Give me sixteen good reasons why..." But if we're talking about Lutherans, then you [i]gotta[/i] go to 95 reasons - to match Luther's 95 theses. It's an exaggeration of an exaggeration, with a church history twist. Kind of like a triple-insider joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 [quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1311136531' post='2270950'] bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [/quote] [quote name='homeschoolmom' timestamp='1311136573' post='2270952'] ahahahhahahahaha..... [/quote] [quote name='Light and Truth' timestamp='1311139919' post='2271153'] Love it! [/quote] Glad that little kid can still provide entertainment to all of us years later!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anastasia13 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 [quote name='homeschoolmom' timestamp='1311133449' post='2270835'] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Wednesday Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 (edited) I went to a non denominational service of some kind once and they passed around trays with little tiny cups with grape juice and itty bitty crackers. I don't think I'd ever been to any church service outside of a Catholic mass, so I was like "WUT." Brother Adam's Walt Kowalski reference is just about the most amesome thing ever. Edited July 20, 2011 by Ash Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinaSt.Cecilia2772 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 ive been to a baptist camp before, and they had like matzo sheets and we dipped that in welch's grape juice. i had seen it with other breads, but not matzo. it was interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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