How I Love Mikolbe's Wife.

[IgnatiusofLoyola]

[quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1310160321' post='2264675']
Jesus threatens to tape underwear to cars?

But seriously, *sniff* that was pretty sweet.
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If they had duct tape and cars when Jesus was on the earth, I think Jesus might have done this to the Pharisee's, who would have had big, "show-off" cars.

But, if Jesus was perfect, then presumably Mary did not have to duct tape Jesus' underwear to the family car. Wait, did they even wear underwear in those days?

I bet Jesus even kept his room clean, too.

Yes, MIKolbe's post was so sweet. As far as I know, no man has ever felt that way about me. I have to not think about it, or it makes me very sad. I guess there is time left since I am not dead, but as the years go by, demographically the chances get less.

Sometimes it feels like a waste, because I know there must be some guy out there who is a great guy, but I've never met him, and I would have someone to love besides my cats. I know, that's what Jesus is for. But, it's not the same.

Okay, end of pity party. If I hadn't been so stupid in my twenties, things might have been different now. It's mostly my own fault.

Edited July 8, 2011 by IgnatiusofLoyola

[MIKolbe]

[quote name='BG45' timestamp='1310160248' post='2264673']
Please tell me she's not dressing up like that whenever I make it over for dinner?
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well, i guess not then.

[AudreyGrace]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1310158445' post='2264647']
If the rooms a rockin.. don't come a knockin!!!
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MY VIRGIN EYES, THAT YOU MAKE ME READ THIS POST!!!

[HopefulBride]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1310159713' post='2264668']
I do love her. She puts up with me and my silly jokes, odd sayings, moodiness, and oftentimes gassiness. She has been my friend for over 21 years of my 37 years on this earth. Her smile can captivate you, regardless of what mood you are in....Her eyes are truth..soft, gentle, determined. She is a wonderful mom and has given me so many gifts that I would not be worthy of in a million lifetimes. She understands me, and loves me...sometimes in spite of myself. She is funny and says cute things like "are you going to AR-Kansas?", "how old was I when I was 16?", "if you don't pick up your underwear, i swear I am going to duck tape it to your car." She makes Jesus real for me. I see Him in her gentleness and generosity to stangers and even to me, when I am an arse. She throws a solid right hook and decent left jab. All in all, she's swell!
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MiKolbe has feelings?

I second what MS said though. This is very honest and sweet.

[Lil Red]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1310159713' post='2264668']
I do love her. She puts up with me and my silly jokes, odd sayings, moodiness, and oftentimes gassiness. She has been my friend for over 21 years of my 37 years on this earth. Her smile can captivate you, regardless of what mood you are in....Her eyes are truth..soft, gentle, determined. She is a wonderful mom and has given me so many gifts that I would not be worthy of in a million lifetimes. She understands me, and loves me...sometimes in spite of myself. She is funny and says cute things like "are you going to AR-Kansas?", "how old was I when I was 16?", "if you don't pick up your underwear, i swear I am going to duck tape it to your car." She makes Jesus real for me. I see Him in her gentleness and generosity to stangers and even to me, when I am an arse. She throws a solid right hook and decent left jab. All in all, she's swell!
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You want her to make you a sammich, huh?

[MIKolbe]

pretty much.