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Brother Adam

Mass was packed today for confirmation and after 20 minutes the priest came up the the mic and said "We've lost the Bishop" :blink:

He started saying something about "senile" and then turns to see the Bishop standing in the doorway. :rolling:

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Brother Adam

Then right before people started going up to recieve the Eucharist (I look like such an oddball having to just sit there) someone started letting really smelly ones. I mean, it was HORRIBLE. It smelled like someone just pooped their pants. As soon as people stood up in my row I bolted out the door.

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homeschoolmom

[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Apr 25 2004, 11:55 AM'] Then right before people started going up to recieve the Eucharist (I look like such an oddball having to just sit there) someone started letting really smelly ones. I mean, it was HORRIBLE. It smelled like someone just pooped their pants. As soon as people stood up in my row I bolted out the door. [/quote]
TMI

:o

Could you have been sitting by someone's baby?

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littleflower+JMJ

[quote name='Brother Adam' date='Apr 25 2004, 11:55 AM'] Then right before people started going up to recieve the Eucharist (I look like such an oddball having to just sit there) someone started letting really smelly ones. I mean, it was HORRIBLE. It smelled like someone just pooped their pants. As soon as people stood up in my row I bolted out the door. [/quote]
:crackup: the one who smelt it [b]delt it!!! [/b]:crackup:

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littleflower+JMJ

[quote name='homeschoolmom' date='Apr 25 2004, 12:11 PM'] After all, Adam... you were stuck sitting in THE PEW!!

:crackup: [/quote]
:rotfl:

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HomeTeamFamily

[quote]the one who denied it, supplied it!![/quote]

indeed but the one who did the rhyme....[b]did the crime!!![/b]

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littleflower+JMJ

[quote name='lankyswimmer' date='Apr 25 2004, 12:42 PM']
indeed but the one who did the rhyme....[b]did the crime!!![/b] [/quote]
:shock:


:irate:


:hammer:






:rotfl: the one to accuse, is the one who let it [b]LOSE!!![/b]

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