Not A Mallard Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1304553215' post='2237201'] When I was in college, my summer job one year was hanging out with a lady at the nursing home. Seriously, I just had to go and spend the day with her, and her daughter would pay me. But anyway, she was in her late 80s, and like many elderly folks, she spoke her mind. One day we were sitting next to the aviary watching the birds and a CNA walked by who didn't typically work on her floor and she looks at him and then looks at me and says (loudly), "THAT is a VERY black man! VERY black!" The CNA (who was, in fact, very black) looked at us, and I wanted to die. He just smiled and walked away. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudreyGrace Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 (edited) [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1304553772' post='2237211'] Once, when I was working in a restaurant, I was cleaning the men's room. As I was back cleaning a stall, a guy came in and I told him I was in there. He said, "That's okay" and proceeded to use the urinal. I locked myself in the stall till he left. [/quote] BAHAHAA. i'd die. So, when I worked at the pharmacy, there was this guy who would come in from time to time and he was absolutely INSANE. Well, he came to the drop-off window, carrying a plastic grocery bag. He was talking to the clerk, and then all of a sudden said "oh, excuse me.." turned his head, and barfed in the bag. Just... barfed. Two of the pharmacists literally lost it and ran in the back room laughing uncontrollably. My friend who was taking care of the guy just turned around towards me with a face like this . The best part was that the puker thought nothing was wrong, and continued to go about his prescription and ordering business.. Edited May 5, 2011 by AudreyGrace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 [quote name='AudreyGrace' timestamp='1304559668' post='2237304'] BAHAHAA. i'd die. So, when I worked at the pharmacy, there was this guy who would come in from time to time and he was absolutely INSANE. Well, he came to the drop-off window, carrying a plastic grocery bag. He was talking to the clerk, and then all of a sudden said "oh, excuse me.." turned his head, and barfed in the bag. Just... barfed. Two of the pharmacists literally lost it and ran in the back room laughing uncontrollably. My friend who was taking care of the guy just turned around towards me with a face like this . The best part was that the puker thought nothing was wrong, and continued to go about his prescription and ordering business.. [/quote] wow now thats awkward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1304553215' post='2237201'] When I was in college, my summer job one year was hanging out with a lady at the nursing home. Seriously, I just had to go and spend the day with her, and her daughter would pay me. But anyway, she was in her late 80s, and like many elderly folks, she spoke her mind. One day we were sitting next to the aviary watching the birds and a CNA walked by who didn't typically work on her floor and she looks at him and then looks at me and says (loudly), "THAT is a VERY black man! VERY black!" The CNA (who was, in fact, very black) looked at us, and I wanted to die. He just smiled and walked away. [/quote] My dad tells a similar story, except the old lady in question was a little more vulgar, and the reaction wasn't nearly the same. That situation was less awkward, more terrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1304553772' post='2237211'] Once, when I was working in a restaurant, I was cleaning the men's room. As I was back cleaning a stall, a guy came in and I told him I was in there. He said, "That's okay" and proceeded to use the urinal. I locked myself in the stall till he left. [/quote] Thats creepy, awkward, and weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 [quote name='Amppax' timestamp='1304560048' post='2237311'] My dad tells a similar story, except the old lady in question was a little more vulgar, and the reaction wasn't nearly the same. That situation was less awkward, more terrifying. [/quote] Well, this was minorly terrifying, but really, it was a pretty controlled environment, so nothing HORRIBLE was going to happen. I was just so greatful that the guy smiled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 OH! Okay, this kind of could go in the kids say the darnest things thread, too, but I'll put it here anyway. Okay, so that same summer I was working at the nursing home, i was also a nanny and babysat for another family on Friday evenings. (it was truly the best summer!) Anyway, one Friday morning, I was nannying, and prepping a snack for the girls (ages 7, 5, 3, and 7 mos.) and the 3 year old, out of the blue, looks at me and says, "Did the baby come out of mom's butt?" That evening, when I was babysitting the other family, I was laying down with their 3 year old who was supposed to be napping, and she looked at me and said, "YOU have a tummy like Mommy's and I have a tummy like Daddy's!" I asked, "What do you mean?" She pointed at her chest and said, "My tummy is flat like Daddy's. Your tummy goes up-down-up, like Mommy's!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudreyGrace Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share Posted May 5, 2011 LOL aw kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Just had a male nurse putting his hands all over my backside while changing my dressing. Didn't bother me so much when it was a female nurse He was also young and cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MargaretTeresa Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 I used to work on a potato farm. I was the only white girl amidst a bunch of guys. There were a couple black girls, but they acted like the guys. So, these Mexicans kept flirting with me and it was really annoying. So I, of course, complained to the guys whom I played spades and hearts with. (white boys about a year older than me (I was 15)). I'm up at the conveyor belt grading potatoes a few days after the complaint and the Mexican across from me is chatting me up once again. So this guy, who I had a slight crush on, notices. He comes up behind me, grabs my butt, kisses my cheek and just goes "Babe." I about died. But the Mexicans left me alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudreyGrace Posted May 6, 2011 Author Share Posted May 6, 2011 [quote name='MargaretTeresa' timestamp='1304628488' post='2237630'] I used to work on a potato farm. I was the only white girl amidst a bunch of guys. There were a couple black girls, but they acted like the guys. So, these Mexicans kept flirting with me and it was really annoying. So I, of course, complained to the guys whom I played spades and hearts with. (white boys about a year older than me (I was 15)). I'm up at the conveyor belt grading potatoes a few days after the complaint and the Mexican across from me is chatting me up once again. So this guy, who I had a slight crush on, notices. He comes up behind me, grabs my butt, kisses my cheek and just goes "Babe." I about died. But the Mexicans left me alone. [/quote] LOL OH NO!!! bahahahahahhahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teen_Catholic Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I was at a my great grandparent's retirement community with my family and a friend and a bunch of my great grandparent's friends. Here's how it goes: Me: *in a loud voice* What a nice nursing home! Mom: It's a retirement community! Oops.[img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/blush.gif[/img][img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/blush.gif[/img][img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/blush.gif[/img][img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/blush.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 ok so my dad and I were coming ot of walmart then this guy came running inside walmart and his pantaloons were below his hips and then my dad said in a very loud voice "that boy looks like he messed his pantaloons" and i know people heard my dad! And i about died laughing and also my dad was laughing too!!!!!!!!!! yeah it was kinda embrassing and very awkward lol P.S. I have to admit that the guy was very cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Awkward situation from my first year of college: I didn't have a car, so my parents would drop me off half way to school, and a friend would meet me there and take me the rest of the way. We were meeting at her aunt's house, but usually when we were passing through her aunt wasn't around (at work or just gone for the weekend). Well, after Thanksgiving, we stopped there, and my friend wasn't there yet, but the weather was getting bad so my parents had to head home, because my friend was supposed to be there in 1-2 hours. EIGHT hours later, I'm still sitting in her aunt's house, with her 7 year old, very hyper son. Never met these people before. Had only met my friend that year at school. Can you say awkward? My friend finally gets there, but by that time, because the weather was so bad, the freeways were closed and we were stuck, at her aunt's house, for 3 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudreyGrace Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1305084999' post='2239945'] Awkward situation from my first year of college: I didn't have a car, so my parents would drop me off half way to school, and a friend would meet me there and take me the rest of the way. We were meeting at her aunt's house, but usually when we were passing through her aunt wasn't around (at work or just gone for the weekend). Well, after Thanksgiving, we stopped there, and my friend wasn't there yet, but the weather was getting bad so my parents had to head home, because my friend was supposed to be there in 1-2 hours. EIGHT hours later, I'm still sitting in her aunt's house, with her 7 year old, very hyper son. Never met these people before. Had only met my friend that year at school. Can you say awkward? My friend finally gets there, but by that time, because the weather was so bad, the freeways were closed and we were stuck, at her aunt's house, for 3 days. [/quote] ouchhh. i feel your pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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