AudreyGrace Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 (edited) I love hearing stories about people and their awkward situations. I'll start off with one I am currently in. As in I'm writing as it happens. The broski just waltzed in the house with his girlfriend we haven't met yet, after being in Brooklyn for about two weeks and spending a night in jail. So he walks in, I'm on this one site studying for calc, and it's like "oh hey there..." Then, broski shows me his shiny new droid... so I was like... "where did you get the money for that?" and he said "i'm rich now!" (edited for explicit content). And his girlfriend is just standing there... and I was like... this is akward... He is apparently working for some guy with some website with music or whatever. Broski wants to be a DJ. So the happy couple just left, and my mom gave the poor girl the creepiest look ever and said, "doyoubelieveinGoddoyougotochurch?" and it seriously looked like she was going to exorcise her. I was like... again.... this is awkward.... The girl said "well, I believe in God but I don't go to church...." and MammaGrace proceeded to draw a HUGE cross spanning the girl's forehead with her thumb, at which point the poor girl simply chuckled and said "...thanks..." So here I sit, all awkward in my sweats and studying, and my mom turns towards me. I looked at her like this I reminded my mom that we are Catholic, not creepy door to door evangelists, that people have their personal space, and that it's more tactful to do her infamous "forehead cross blessing" after knowing the other about 1 or 2 months, as usual. All I could do was look at everyone in the room like this It was.....very awkward. Edited May 3, 2011 by AudreyGrace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 wow aud that was awkward But it was kinda funny if u think about! lol i got awkward moments and sometimes it happens in chat! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Studying for math makes any social interaction awkward.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 At my age the only awkward things that happen involved bodily noises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudreyGrace Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='Amppax' timestamp='1304461141' post='2236548'] Studying for math makes any social interaction awkward.... [/quote] this certainly does contribute. also, the fact that I sometimes lack social graces.. broski to girlfriend "this is my sister! smartest girl in her school" and i grumbled "...5th smartest girl in the school." which probably seemed really rude of me. i usually don't do things like that, but my mind was engulfed in teh maths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudreyGrace Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='CatherineM' timestamp='1304461700' post='2236559'] At my age the only awkward things that happen involved bodily noises. [/quote] go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 (edited) [quote name='AudreyGrace' timestamp='1304467837' post='2236610'] this certainly does contribute. also, the fact that I sometimes lack social graces.. broski to girlfriend "this is my sister! smartest girl in her school" and i grumbled "...5th smartest girl in the school." which probably seemed really rude of me. i usually don't do things like that, but my mind was engulfed in teh maths. [/quote] haha, i'm honestly not that motivated towards grades, which is really a bad thing at times. I'm probably (i'll try to say this humbly, but will fail) one of the 3 or 4 smartest people in my grade. Our valedictorian is my best friend since forever, and even he would admit that i'm smarter than him... its bad. Edited May 4, 2011 by Amppax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='AudreyGrace' timestamp='1304454913' post='2236492'] I love hearing stories about people and their awkward situations. I'll start off with one I am currently in. As in I'm writing as it happens. The broski just waltzed in the house with his girlfriend we haven't met yet, after being in Brooklyn for about two weeks and spending a night in jail. So he walks in, I'm on this one site studying for calc, and it's like "oh hey there..." Then, broski shows me his shiny new droid... so I was like... "where did you get the money for that?" and he said "i'm rich now!" (edited for explicit content). And his girlfriend is just standing there... and I was like... this is akward... He is apparently working for some guy with some website with music or whatever. Broski wants to be a DJ. So the happy couple just left, and my mom gave the poor girl the creepiest look ever and said, "doyoubelieveinGoddoyougotochurch?" and it seriously looked like she was going to exorcise her. I was like... again.... this is awkward.... The girl said "well, I believe in God but I don't go to church...." and MammaGrace proceeded to draw a HUGE cross spanning the girl's forehead with her thumb, at which point the poor girl simply chuckled and said "...thanks..." So here I sit, all awkward in my sweats and studying, and my mom turns towards me. I looked at her like this I reminded my mom that we are Catholic, not creepy door to door evangelists, that people have their personal space, and that it's more tactful to do her infamous "forehead cross blessing" after knowing the other about 1 or 2 months, as usual. All I could do was look at everyone in the room like this It was.....very awkward. [/quote] So much win in one place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Your mom is aw[i][/i]esome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudreyGrace Posted May 4, 2011 Author Share Posted May 4, 2011 she's something alright! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Ask the new girlfriend to do us all a favor, then scoot away from the computer and let her type [i]her[/i] version of the same story. This could be interesting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 well i got plenaty of awkward moments but some r way too awkward to tell it on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 When I was in college, my summer job one year was hanging out with a lady at the nursing home. Seriously, I just had to go and spend the day with her, and her daughter would pay me. But anyway, she was in her late 80s, and like many elderly folks, she spoke her mind. One day we were sitting next to the aviary watching the birds and a CNA walked by who didn't typically work on her floor and she looks at him and then looks at me and says (loudly), "THAT is a VERY black man! VERY black!" The CNA (who was, in fact, very black) looked at us, and I wanted to die. He just smiled and walked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I was at my grandma's wake at the funeral home. And I had to go to the bathroom really really bad...the trouble is, the bathroom door wouldn't lock... oh...wait... ...this might not be suitable for phatmass...nevermind....BUT TRUST ME...MAJOR MAJOR AWKWARDNESS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Once, when I was working in a restaurant, I was cleaning the men's room. As I was back cleaning a stall, a guy came in and I told him I was in there. He said, "That's okay" and proceeded to use the urinal. I locked myself in the stall till he left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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