Lil'Monster Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 do not! i repeat do not balance a bowling ball on ur head while reciting Hamlet! just cuz sheesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightec Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Giving a monkey a knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roamin Catholic Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 [quote name='Roamin_Catholic' timestamp='1303869427' post='2233751'] [/quote] why r u crying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 [quote name='jaime (the artist formerly known as hot stuff)' timestamp='1303831348' post='2233370'] Don't try starting a singalong in your gym's steam room [/quote] that was [size="5"][font="Arial Black"]YOU[/font][/size]!!!!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Normile Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 A few gems of wisdom I have learned from personal experience, Never joke with the missus, if she asks " Does this dress make me look fat " never jokingly reply " Its not the dress dear " Never , and I do mean never, put your wifes number in your cell phone contacts under the heading Manatee, and above all the simple truth may be too much for the average wife, take for example the honest observation , " My mother used to cook that, but it tasted better " ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted May 28, 2011 Share Posted May 28, 2011 Don't yell FREEBIRD as someones starts a singalong in your gym's steam room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 don't eat the yellow snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 do not mow the lawn near a river and/or a pond! i learned that from experience...like yesterday..cough cough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teen_Catholic Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Don't put hand sanitizer in the microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted June 3, 2011 Author Share Posted June 3, 2011 Great, now I'm curious! Thanks a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 well then try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InPersonaChriste Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 (edited) Don't Drink V8, unless you are insanely a.wesome [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fgQLGyNXx0&feature=relmfu[/media] Edited June 3, 2011 by InPersonaChriste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1306523713' post='2246850'] that was [size="5"][font="Arial Black"]YOU[/font][/size]!!!!?!?!?!? [/quote] haven't we all done that??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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