knightec Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 The secret service was nice enough to let me go with a warning to not visit our national capital again. Life has been keeping me pretty busy lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 nice to see you knight!!!! you have been missed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightec Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Its good to be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Leaving for the weekend that your city is predicted to have a record rainfall during. Not recommended at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightec Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Playing tag with a grizzly bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missionseeker Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 [quote name='Selah' timestamp='1303507238' post='2231217'] 3. When your boss is pregnant, don't call her a heifer. [/quote] Yes, then the correct term would be "cow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Magdalene Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 (edited) Writing a philosophy essay the day it's due or writing a philosophy and theology paper 3 hours before you have to be at the airport to catch a plane to the US = EPIC FAIL Edited April 26, 2011 by Mary Magdalene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaime Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Don't try starting a singalong in your gym's steam room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tally Marx Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 When someone says, "Close your eyes and sti.ck out your tongue" I do not recommend obeying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papist Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Things I learned NOT to say to my wife when she is pregnant. "I finished the Oreos" "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that [insert beautiful movie actress' name here] had a baby!" "Well, couldn't they induce labor? That is the weekend of the Masters" "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt!" "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth? "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" "Get me some ice cream while you are at it." "Got milk?"...this especially after childbirth when she is in full breastfeeding swing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InPersonaChriste Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Never call your mother "woman" even if Jesus did it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightec Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 [quote name='InPersonaChriste' timestamp='1303845730' post='2233505'] Never call your mother "woman" even if Jesus did it.... [/quote] or your wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmaD2006 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 standing in the middle of an empty flat field, in the midst of a thunderstorm and torrential downpour. With a metal umbrella shielding you from the rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightec Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 give your teenage daughter your credit card & say "have fun at the mall" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmaD2006 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 [quote name='knightec' timestamp='1303852164' post='2233587'] give your teenage daughter your credit card & say "have fun at the mall" [/quote] ... or "have a good trip" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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