MissScripture Posted April 23, 2011 Author Share Posted April 23, 2011 [quote name='HopefulBride' timestamp='1303572495' post='2231379'] LOL, I know It all comes down to childbirth, gives women some liberties. [/quote] That and the ability to cry on demand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roamin Catholic Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 [quote name='MissScripture' timestamp='1303571602' post='2231377'] And yet, it's perfectly okay for a wife to say it to a husband! [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardillacid Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 [quote name='Selah' timestamp='1303507238' post='2231217'] 3. When your boss is pregnant, don't call her a heifer. [/quote] [quote name='dominicansoul' timestamp='1303513613' post='2231249'] wow, i call all my coworkers and i heifers.. when we gather for an office birthday celebration, I tell them, "It's time to gather around the trough!" [/quote] [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1303564028' post='2231355'] don't ever say to your wife, "you're wearing THAT?" srsly.. regardless of how smooth a talker you are...there really is no getting out of that.... [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudreyGrace Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 physics at 4am. do not recommend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roamin Catholic Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 overcooking a cheesecake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted April 23, 2011 Author Share Posted April 23, 2011 [quote name='Roamin_Catholic' timestamp='1303586859' post='2231471'] overcooking a cheesecake [/quote] And just for that, you don't get any! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 do not make jokes about the donut shop when getting pulled over by the police. and do not smile/laugh after you are hit with a baton. it only makes them madder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Don't wear a Red Sox hat at Yankee Stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='dominicansoul' timestamp='1303513613' post='2231249'] wow, i call all my coworkers and i heifers.. when we gather for an office birthday celebration, I tell them, "It's time to gather around the trough!" [/quote] do you have a golden corral or an all-you-can eat buffet where you live? my husband calls it the "Hungry Heifer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='CatherineM' timestamp='1303671262' post='2231882'] Don't wear a Red Sox hat at Yankee Stadium. [/quote] WATCH ME SISTER!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Hang on, I have to burp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatherineM Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Have you got one of those steak houses with a big cow in the parking lot. Everytime we won a football game in college, that cow went swimming in the duck pond. Wasn't too bad at first because we didn't win many games. Then Jimmy Johnson and Barry Sanders showed up, and that cow went swimming so often, the steak house went out of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 [quote name='Selah' timestamp='1303672583' post='2231890'] Hang on, I have to burp. [/quote] excuse u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightec Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Dont moon the secret service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) [quote name='knightec' timestamp='1303700618' post='2232059'] Dont moon the secret service. [/quote] HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER! ETA: Is that because you mooned the secret service and have been in trouble? Edited April 25, 2011 by MissScripture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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