Lil Red Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep doo doo now." Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard, "That was close. That dog nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. Just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MargaretTeresa Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amppax Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 That is one smart dog, where do I get one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudreyGrace Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 ahhhh clever dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 umm.... dogs can't talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1303323897' post='2230576'] umm.... dogs can't talk. [/quote] well wishbone does and so does clifford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 and a monkey would have nothing to do with a leopard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1303324450' post='2230582'] and a monkey would have nothing to do with a leopard... [/quote] u dont know that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1303324998' post='2230587'] your face [/quote] is ugly i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKolbe Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 now that we are clear on that... dogs don't talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 [quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1303325732' post='2230593'] [b]now that we are clear on that... [/b] dogs don't talk. [/quote] so u r saying that my face is ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted April 20, 2011 Author Share Posted April 20, 2011 [quote name='Lil'Monster' timestamp='1303326645' post='2230595'] so u r saying that my face is ugly? [/quote] i thought you said it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 [quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1303327414' post='2230598'] i thought you said it? [/quote] i know i did but i wasnt serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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