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Is There A Patron Saint Of Butts?


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fides' Jack

[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1302418921' post='2227238']
well, St. Peter was kind of a horse's arse....perhaps his intercession?
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This is extremely inappropriate. You're calling a holy servant of God a "horse's arse"? Seriously?


[quote name='IcePrincessKRS' timestamp='1302476586' post='2227301']
St. Anthony is (among other things) the patron of asses. I think we can be a little liberal and take that to mean any type of as[u][/u]s. :saint:
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This is also inappropriate, but less so.

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[quote name='fides' Jack' timestamp='1302639450' post='2227878']This is extremely inappropriate. You're calling a holy servant of God a "horse's arse"? Seriously?[/quote]
you and i must have read different Gospel accounts then.

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Saint Joseph of Cupertino referred to himself as an arse, if I remember correctly....

"If Sampson killed 10,000 with the jawbone of an arse, how much more can God do with a complete arse like me?"

Is definition stretching allowable?

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[quote name='Tally Marx' timestamp='1302802726' post='2228669']
Saint Joseph of Cupertino referred to himself as an arse, if I remember correctly....

"If Sampson killed 10,000 with the jawbone of an arse, how much more can God do with a complete arse like me?"

Is definition stretching allowable?
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st. joseph didn't say that. i thought st. john vianney did.

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what about [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madron"]Saint Madron of Cornwell[/url] or [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peregrine_Laziosi"]Saint Peregrine Laziosi[/url] ?

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[quote name='Blind' timestamp='1302807565' post='2228689']
what about [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madron"]Saint Madron of Cornwell[/url] or [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peregrine_Laziosi"]Saint Peregrine Laziosi[/url] ?
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:like: St. Peregrine's feast day is coming up, too!

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[quote name='Lil Red' timestamp='1302804356' post='2228673']
st. joseph didn't say that. i thought st. john vianney did.
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:idontknow: I was told it was Joseph of Cupertino. But I have no way of verifying it. Could be completely wrong.

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