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Is There A Patron Saint Of Butts?


CatherineM

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For those who don't venture into the Prayers section, I have developed a pressure sore sitting in my wheelchair. I just wondered if there was a saint to pray to for broken rear ends.

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[quote name='CatherineM' timestamp='1302418757' post='2227237']
For those who don't venture into the Prayers section, I have developed a pressure sore sitting in my wheelchair. I just wondered if there was a saint to pray to for broken rear ends.
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unless Sir Mix-A-Lot is a saint, I got nothin.

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Maybe St. Francis -- he had a love/hate relationship with his (including his entire body) and at the end of his life he had wished he had treated his better. So -- maybe St. Francis?

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Nihil Obstat

They say that Thomas Aquinas was pretty hefty, which implies to me that he spent a lot of time with his rear parked in his chair..... :|

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IcePrincessKRS

St. Anthony is (among other things) the patron of asses. I think we can be a little liberal and take that to mean any type of as[u][/u]s. :saint:

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It's the size of a duck egg, and I'm running a fever of 101.5, so I am debating going to the hospital.

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MissScripture

With a fever like that and an ulcer that size, I agree with Lil Red. Hospital sounds like a good plan...

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IcePrincessKRS

Go get yourself checked out. No matter how much of an aversion to doctors and hospitals you have you wouldn't want to risk letting it get any worse. You'd be mad at yourself and your husband would be upset. Go. I'll say some extra prayers for you.

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