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Fidei Defensor

So I had a colonoscopy today. All I can say is that the prep is much worse than the actual procedure, mainly because I don't remember anything about the procedure. All I remember is being in the room and them giving me some drugs, and the next thing I remember is waking up in recovery.
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Fidei Defensor

[quote name='homeschoolmom' timestamp='1299716725' post='2219667']
Maybe they didn't really do it... :saint: Glad that it went well. Hope you get good results.
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Haha, I saw some pictures of my colon, so I'm thinking they did.

They found mild inflammation and are suspecting ulcerative colitis.

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The green stuff definitely does its job. I was once in the hospital with two roommates, and they both were having barium enemas the next day. Only time I was glad to have a catheter in. No way I was going to get a turn in the bathroom that night.

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Lilllabettt

I personally hate when people call it "UC." To me UC is the University of Cincinnati.
I actually miss the colonoscopy drugs they are amesome. The only controlled substance I could ever get addicted to, whatever it was.

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Fidei Defensor

[quote name='Lilllabettt' timestamp='1299724853' post='2219705']
I personally hate when people call it "UC." To me UC is the University of Cincinnati.
I actually miss the colonoscopy drugs they are amesome. The only controlled substance I could ever get addicted to, whatever it was.
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I wasn't a fan. Too much memory loss.

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='fidei defensor' timestamp='1299714859' post='2219659']
So I had a colonoscopy today. All I can say is that the prep is much worse than the actual procedure, mainly because I don't remember anything about the procedure. All I remember is being in the room and them giving me some drugs, and the next thing I remember is waking up in recovery.
Hmm
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So true. :D The procedure itself is so trippy with that twilight anesthetic. :lol:

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I'll bet it was the same stuff they gave me when they put the tube in the other end. They were looking for an ulcer.

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Nihil Obstat

I puked when I woke up. Luckily I was still too stoned to mind, so it was all cool.
I have a few very vague memories of the procedure itself.

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I woke up slightly during the procedure - from that twilight state Nihil mentioned. I was looking down toward my stomach, and I could see the light on the end of the scope, glowing through my skin. I muttered/mumbled, "I look like ET." Without missing a beat, the doctor said, "Give him some more, please." And that's the last I remember of that.

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You'd be surprised how often people wake up on the operating table. Anesthesiologists have really high malpractice insurance. They tend to err on the side of light gas.

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Fidei Defensor

[quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1299732789' post='2219739']
So true. :D The procedure itself is so trippy with that twilight anesthetic. :lol:
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I don't remember any of it. Apparently I was technically awake, but the particular drug they used also causes amnesia, so I don't remember being awake.

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Vincent Vega

[quote name='Lilllabettt' timestamp='1299724853' post='2219705']The only controlled substance I could ever get addicted to, whatever it was.
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Propofol is the soup du jour, if I recall.

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Nihil Obstat

[quote name='fidei defensor' timestamp='1299735344' post='2219754']
I don't remember any of it. Apparently I was technically awake, but the particular drug they used also causes amnesia, so I don't remember being awake.
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I got fentanyl for mine... I don't think it causes amnesia, although I guess I can't tell. :P

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