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Maximilianus

this thread slightly related to this one

Read at your own risk.

 

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IgnatiusofLoyola

fwiw..

Vee is still usually wrong about everything.

truth resides in this thread...

Vee has taught me everything I know about scripture. I don't know why Vee hasn't been made a Doctor of the Church. This lesson from the other thread is just one example.

Question from DS: Why does Holy Scripture say that the Prophet Elijah went up to Heaven in a chariot, when the gates of Heaven weren't even open yet????

Vee's answer: 
Since Jesus had yet to open heaven to everyone by dying on the cross Elijah and all the rest went to a waiting room. There they waited while reading old copies of National Geographic and Readers Digest. 

 

Me: Who knew? Someone obviously left this out of the King James Bible. :idontknow: (Maybe I was too busy reading old copies of Highlights for Children at the doctor's office, and missed this explanation.)


 

 

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i hate to disappoint you, but Vee is wrong.  National Geographic had yet to come into being in Elijah's day.

 

Reader's Digest, however, has been around forever.

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