Selah Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 (edited) From recent experience I have firmly come to the conclusion that McDonald's (or any McDonald's-like substance) is straight from Satan. Looking at what it does to people is scary. Aside from the obscene hip gyrations and anti-cultural head bobbings, the proximity of even the bodies is disturbing! Combined with the trans fatty substances these crowds take into the proverbial orgy of first century Rome! The Big Mac is a cup full of sinful worms. As I sit here and eat a Mcchicken I feel the urge to fornicate...wait, no...anyway, this raises interesting questions in my mind -- is the entire sandwich possessed or is it just the grease? Surely it can't be the grease, as I have seen Grease on the big screen before. Besides, fast food builds the foundation of the homosexual culture, which is becoming mainstream. Personally this is the most terrifying point, as I have worked with the products of this culture - I do not even know if what remains alive can actually be classified as human. (Ronald McDonald ruins humanity) Any thoughts? -Selah Edited February 4, 2011 by Selah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 When I worked at McDonalds for four years in undergrad we all referred to it as McHell. We also came up with an entire origin mythology for the Grimace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socrates Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 It's the clown, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='BG45' timestamp='1296779764' post='2208406'] When I worked at McDonalds for four years in undergrad we all referred to it as McHell. We also came up with an entire origin mythology for the Grimace. [/quote] LOL that is the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominicansoul Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Ronald McDonald is ghey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixpence Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 lol... i watched "super size me" today... definitely satanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southern california guy Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 The temptation can be hard to resist. And I've given in several times.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Obstat Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 [img]http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nc.jpg[/img] [img]http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/scary-ronald.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.thefunnyads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/scary-ronald-mcdonald.jpg[/img] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QTA4z9i9CAQ/SjVP9O4aVMI/AAAAAAAAANc/v7sRull4JAg/s320/badronald.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus_lol Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I eat there occassionally. sometimes, everyone needs a good McFlurry. and a cheap burger. besides, i could probably eat there everyday and not gain weight. so i'll die 25 years early of arteries clogged like rushhour on vancouver, but i will fit in my casket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selah Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1296781149' post='2208426'] [img]http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nc.jpg[/img] [img]http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/scary-ronald.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.thefunnyads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/scary-ronald-mcdonald.jpg[/img] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QTA4z9i9CAQ/SjVP9O4aVMI/AAAAAAAAANc/v7sRull4JAg/s320/badronald.jpg[/img] [/quote] I love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='Selah' timestamp='1296779648' post='2208405'] From recent experience I have firmly come to the conclusion that McDonald's (or any McDonald's-like substance) is straight from Satan. Looking at what it does to people is scary. Aside from the obscene hip gyrations and anti-cultural head bobbings, the proximity of even the bodies is disturbing! Combined with the trans fatty substances these crowds take into the proverbial orgy of first century Rome! The Big Mac is a cup full of sinful worms. As I sit here and eat a Mcchicken I feel the urge to fornicate...wait, no...anyway, this raises interesting questions in my mind -- is the entire sandwich possessed or is it just the grease? Surely it can't be the grease, as I have seen Grease on the big screen before. Besides, fast food builds the foundation of the homosexual culture, which is becoming mainstream. Personally this is the most terrifying point, as I have worked with the products of this culture - I do not even know if what remains alive can actually be classified as human. (Ronald McDonald ruins humanity) Any thoughts? -Selah[/quote] of course, teh clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosey Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 McCornholes is teh sux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Catholic Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='Jesus_lol' timestamp='1296781178' post='2208427'] I eat there occassionally. sometimes, everyone needs a good McFlurry. and a cheap burger. besides, i could probably eat there everyday and not gain weight. so i'll die 25 years early of arteries clogged like rushhour on vancouver, but i will fit in my casket! [/quote] You can eat Twinkies everyday and lose weight. Calories in<Calories out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus_lol Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='Semper Catholic' timestamp='1296789532' post='2208489'] You can eat Twinkies everyday and lose weight. Calories in<Calories out [/quote] yeah, but im lazy and still manage to do it. imagine if i actually worked out, i would be eating enough to feed a villiage in africa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG45 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 [quote name='Nihil Obstat' timestamp='1296781149' post='2208426'] [img]http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nc.jpg[/img] [img]http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/scary-ronald.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.thefunnyads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/scary-ronald-mcdonald.jpg[/img] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QTA4z9i9CAQ/SjVP9O4aVMI/AAAAAAAAANc/v7sRull4JAg/s320/badronald.jpg[/img] [/quote] Joe you are the man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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