Mrs. Bro. Adam Posted April 21, 2004 Author Share Posted April 21, 2004 LOL When has your wife been [b]wrong[/b]? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popestpiusx Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 Now how am I to answer that question??? It's a trick!! I won't fall for it. I either lie and make God angry or tell the truth and get :slap: or :hammer:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Bro. Adam Posted April 21, 2004 Author Share Posted April 21, 2004 I rest my case. Shall we refer to the rules? Rules: 1. We [women] are always right. 2. In the case we [women] are wrong, refer to rule number one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 (edited) Seminarian floor rules (these are real rules): 1. No females on the floor except for close family with express warning. 2. No rated O movies. 3. No drugs. 4. No alcohol (I'm in the dry building). 5. No loud noise after eight. 6. No noise after eleven. 7. Lauds are at eight a.m., so get your [color=red](expletive deleted - Az)[/color] outta bed. The phony rules: 1. Don't wake the beast (and by that we mean the grumpy chaplain, Bro. Thomas). 2. All the rated O movies you can stand. 3. On the occasion that food should magically appear in the refrigerator, it is free for grabs. 4. Micah's girl scout cookies are available to everyone except for Matt Fenner, the thin mint addict. 5. Tony (read: PM member PaxVobis) gets to play his gregorian chant 24/7. 6. Ebaum's, while having many culture of death themes, has some relatively tame and hilarious features. 7. Violent shooter games are a must have. 8. Age of Empires II games start promptly at eight. 9. Always tell the Hispanic kids to start speaking American. 10. You each have your own rooms...so keep your lousy carp in there. Edited April 24, 2004 by Azriel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traichuoi Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 i gotta say, Raphael, i'm pretty offended by rule #9 on the Phony Rules list..phony or not, that's really bad... and to speak American? what the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 (edited) [quote] i gotta say, Raphael, i'm pretty offended by rule #9 on the Phony Rules list..phony or not, that's really bad...[/quote] Hehe...sorry...it's a satire on how all Americans think that everything is about America... I say it because the Hispanic kids (they're pretty much the only group of students here that weren't born in the US) get a kick out of how "pro-America" everyone is, and they get that it's satire. [quote]and to speak American? what the...[/quote] Exactly, it's satire saying that Americans are so ignorant about other cultures that we think we speak American and not English. Don't get me wrong, I love all God's people and everyone else, too. Edited April 21, 2004 by Raphael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachael Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 [quote name='willguy' date='Apr 21 2004, 10:42 AM'] A man is the head of the family!! And a woman is the neck that can turn the head whichever way she wants. [/quote] My Big Fat Greek Wedding! woohoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
immaculata Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 [quote name='willguy' date='Apr 21 2004, 08:42 AM'] A man is the head of the family!! And a woman is the neck that can turn the head whichever way she wants. [/quote] good movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomeTeamFamily Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 whats a rated O movie? yea unmarked food in the fridge is free grabs....alot of times if my mom is making something special she will put "ADAM NO" on it so i know not to eat it ebaums is pretty sweet as is age of empires......we should play sometime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 rated "O" movie is a movie rated by the USCCB that is rated morally offensive or "O" for short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomeTeamFamily Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 ahhhh gotcha thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 no problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmotherofpirl Posted April 21, 2004 Share Posted April 21, 2004 [quote name='Mrs. Bro. Adam' date='Apr 21 2004, 12:40 PM'] I rest my case. Shall we refer to the rules? Rules: 1. We [women] are always right. 2. In the case we [women] are wrong, refer to rule number one [/quote] And when you have children the rule gets even more basic: If mum ain't happy, then nobody is happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thy Geekdom Come Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 I should specify that rated O thingy...lol... Some of the seminarians watch O rated movies, which are banned at the seminary unless specially approved. I do not, unless they are approved and I know that there is no harm in my seeing it. Did you know that Mel Brooks' "The Producer's" is rated O and that the first Matrix is but the last two aren't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietfire Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Have you seen the first Matrix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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