thessalonian Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Heard on two radio programs today that Harold Camping has figured out from the Bible that the world is gonna end on my birthday next spring. May 21st. Maybe it will hold off till my wife makes me my german chocholate cake with the gooey coconut frosting. Maybe I should take the day off and have her make it at lunch rather than in the evening. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/02/harold-camping-claims-rap_n_409377.html Of course I guess I'm Catholic so I'm gettin left behind anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) Have you seen the bumper stickers that say "In case of rapture, this car will be abandoned"? I'm 'onna make you a refrigerator magnet that says "In case of rapture, this German chocolate cake will be left untouched." Edited for typo Edited January 11, 2011 by Luigi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissScripture Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 [quote name='thessalonian' timestamp='1294721715' post='2198867'] Heard on two radio programs today that Harold Camping has figured out from the Bible that the world is gonna end on my birthday next spring. May 21st. Maybe it will hold off till my wife makes me my german chocholate cake with the gooey coconut frosting. Maybe I should take the day off and have her make it at lunch rather than in the evening. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/02/harold-camping-claims-rap_n_409377.html Of course I guess I'm Catholic so I'm gettin left behind anyway. [/quote] Hey! That's my birthday! So, like 2011? In other words, I won't even have to worry about taking my licensure exam in May, cuz I'll never get to use it anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Red Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 [quote name='thessalonian' timestamp='1294721715' post='2198867'] Heard on two radio programs today that Harold Camping has figured out from the Bible that the world is gonna end on my birthday next spring. May 21st. Maybe it will hold off till my wife makes me my german chocholate cake with the gooey coconut frosting. Maybe I should take the day off and have her make it at lunch rather than in the evening. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/02/harold-camping-claims-rap_n_409377.html Of course I guess I'm Catholic so I'm gettin left behind anyway. [/quote] lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilianus Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) I wonder what new date he will "calculate". September of 1994 was a bust. Edited January 11, 2011 by Maximilianus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hinter dem Horizont Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 There have been officially over 250 predictions. When will they ever learn that God is the only one that can state such a thing? Give up already, humans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Adam Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 [quote name='thessalonian' timestamp='1294721715' post='2198867'] Heard on two radio programs today that Harold Camping has figured out from the Bible that the world is gonna end on my birthday next spring. May 21st. Maybe it will hold off till my wife makes me my german chocholate cake with the gooey coconut frosting. Maybe I should take the day off and have her make it at lunch rather than in the evening. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/02/harold-camping-claims-rap_n_409377.html Of course I guess I'm Catholic so I'm gettin left behind anyway. [/quote] Yeah, my birthday too. I looks like I will be 29 forever. Woo hoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fides' Jack Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 [quote name='Brother Adam' timestamp='1294753789' post='2198954'] Yeah, my birthday too. I looks like I will be 29 forever. Woo hoo! [/quote] Hmm... I looked at your stats - you joined PM on my birthday. These coincidences are starting to spook me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archaeology cat Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Well I'll still get to enjoy my red velvet cake for my birthday. The rapture won't happen until the following day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJon16 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 [quote name='Hinter dem Horizont' timestamp='1294747449' post='2198947'] There have been officially over 250 predictions. When will they ever learn that God is the only one that can state such a thing? Give up already, humans! [/quote] Well said!! Looks like I'd have spent 70% of my life in school. haha Way to rain on my parade Harold Camping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thessalonian Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 [quote name='Hinter dem Horizont' timestamp='1294747449' post='2198947'] There have been officially over 250 predictions. When will they ever learn that God is the only one that can state such a thing? Give up already, humans! [/quote] Ya, but, but, but, I heard him on the radio. He studied harder than anybody studied the bible. Surely he out of 6 billion people in the world today is God's chosen ONE. Why would you doubt this one? The other 249 were clearly mistaken. Oops one of them one him back in 1994. But that was a mistake he made and he has studied more now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeschoolmom Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Of course it's a holiday weekend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil'Monster Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 [size="3"]May 21, 2011 is my friend's ordination to a be a deacon! oh dang it i wish they could choose another day! they are taking the verses in the Bible out of context and besides Jesus told us that we shouldn't worry about it and that it wil be like "a thief in the night." Rapture is a false doctrine and its not even in the bible. but several years i used to believed in the rapture until i watched Michael Voris who explained about how the rapture theory started and how it is unbiblical. yeah if you know anyone who believes that the world will end of May 21, 2011, tell them to donate all their money and stuff to me! hahaha! don't dwell on the "gloomed and doomed" stuff but live everyday as if were your last! PRAY THE ROSARY![/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southern california guy Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='thessalonian' timestamp='1294721715' post='2198867'] Heard on two radio programs today that Harold Camping has figured out from the Bible that the world is gonna end on my birthday next spring. May 21st. <img src='http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cry2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cry2:' /> Maybe it will hold off till my wife makes me my german chocholate cake with the gooey coconut frosting. Maybe I should take the day off and have her make it at lunch rather than in the evening. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/02/harold-camping-claims-rap_n_409377.html Of course I guess I'm Catholic so I'm gettin left behind anyway. [/quote] It's good that it's on a Saturday because we won't have to miss work for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlySunshine Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 If his prediction is correct, I'll be celebrating my last birthday this year. I'll be 28 forever! Hooray! I'm going to tell my mom that we need to celebrate in style. I want to go out with a big bang. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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