Whose Report Will You Believe?

[thessalonian]

pj,

Why don't you try posts with one topic at a time, putting things in your own words rather than copy and paste. We've got lots of time. You don't have to convert us all by midnight or we turn in to pumpkins. I'm not going to bother reading your dumptrucks and I suspect most others won't read them either. I will skim them for the most easily refuted nonsense (not to be confused with the only easily refuted nonsense). I'm just sayin.

[holly.o]

[quote name='vee8' timestamp='1293932872' post='2195820']
This delicious blend of fresh Hawaiian pineapple juice, rum and coconut cream is one of the most popular drinks in Hawaii.Prep Time: 02 minutesTotal Time: 2 minutesIngredients:[list][*]4 oz. fresh pineapple juice[*]3 oz. rum[*]2 oz. coconut cream[*]2 cups crushed ice[/list]Preparation:Pour all of the ingredients into a blender. Blend briefly at high speed. Strain into a glass and serve. Garnish with a slice of fresh pineapple and a cherry.
[/quote]

I disagree.

[vee]

[quote name='holly.o' timestamp='1294018334' post='2196026']
I disagree.


[/quote]

heretic!

[Adrestia]

This could be a new experience for me. I have yet to meet an apostle of Jack Chick that can enter into a conversation about one single topic, stay on that topic, and display independent thought. Ironically, encounters with Chick followers many years ago helped deepen my faith. Every time I was presented with a Chick-ism, I would do independent research to evaluate the claim. At first I was a little surprised that the teachings of the Holy Catholic Church were consistently supported by scripture and writings of early Christians. Over time, through many different experiences, I came to trust the authority of the church. Chick made me a better Catholic.

[MissScripture]

[quote name='tgoldson' timestamp='1294026427' post='2196059']
This could be a new experience for me. I have yet to meet an apostle of Jack Chick that can enter into a conversation about one single topic, stay on that topic, and display independent thought. Ironically, encounters with Chick followers many years ago helped deepen my faith. Every time I was presented with a Chick-ism, I would do independent research to evaluate the claim. At first I was a little surprised that the teachings of the Holy Catholic Church were consistently supported by scripture and writings of early Christians. Over time, through many different experiences, I came to trust the authority of the church. Chick made me a better Catholic.
[/quote]
That's just proof that God can really work all things together for good.

[MithLuin]

Personally, I like Bailleys, but am not a fan of Kahlua. Any suggestions?


As for Chick....I've always wanted to make my own little cartoon pamphlet about the moment of his death. Not to be vindictive, but to have an opportunity to demonstrate the truths of the Catholic faith. There are plenty of people who mock him, but I wanted to...demolish him.

It would begin with him in a hospital bed, with his family gathered round, and the nurse letting them know there isn't much time left. He would, presumably, take the opportunity to state something about his own beliefs. (His characters always suffer sudden deaths without the opportunity to repent or say goodbye - I wanted to be kinder.)

In the next panel, his soul would leave his body while his family cried. (I'm not being vindictive, [i]really[/i].....)

I'd want to have St. Peter as the gatekeeper, of course - can't miss that opportunity! Just a quick check of his name in the book, and then sending him in like a receptionist.

Then, he'd meet God, who would [i]not[/i] be a faceless old guy on a throne. I wanted to go for the Book of Revelations description - lots of color and personality! So, the throne is made of emerald with a rainbow behind it, and there's a sea of glass and living creatures and angels and people with thrones and crowns and white robes....

After death is judgment, so we'd get a bit of that, but he'd be surprised to find out that the criteria aren't what he thought they were.

And here's the part where I get stuck. What I [i]want[/i] to write isn't quite orthodox, so it defeats the whole purpose. Does anyone here have a suggestion for an 'alternative ending'?

My first thought was for God to explain the parable about 'whatsoever you do for the least of these' to explain what it means to truly be a follower of Jesus. And then, of course, he could be found wanting and ka-put, that's the end of it. But that was just vindictive, so I moved on to ending number 2. In this case, God welcomes Jack Chick into heaven, but upon discovering that there are *gasp* [i]other[/i] people there, he gets up in a huff and voluntarily leaves. His parting shot would be something about rather being alone than to share heaven with the likes of [i]them[/i]....and then an angel could comment that hell is very lonely. The third version was the one that made me pause and consider orthodoxy. Here, God explains to Jack Chick the error of his ways. Then, rather than condemning him, he gives him a second chance. Basically a, 'knowing what you know now....' opportunity to come on board. Chick is offended by this appearance of mercy, and rejects the offer, thus condemning himself. I know that is one thing Chick has right - your life is your life and that's the only chance you get - because Jesus' parable about Lazarus and the rich man makes that very point. So, it wouldn't be good to mock him for a kernel of truth....but it was the best idea I had.

Basically, in no case does he end up in heaven, which makes me suspect that maybe I really was being vindictive all along. So, I haven't decided whether or not I can actually write this in good conscience. Because, at the end of the day, it is important that I turn that same scrutiny on myself, lest my own soul be lost. That, and I'm a dismal artist, so I could hardly do it justice in cartoon format.

[vee]

[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3400.html"][b]Abbot's Dream recipe[/b][/url]
2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
1 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc285.html"]Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur[/url]
1/2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc192.html"]banana liqueur[/url]
1/2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc47.html"]cream[/url]

Blend with 1 cup of ice until smooth and pour into a highball glass.

17% (34 proof)Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1012.html"][b]Bailey's Dream Shake recipe[/b][/url]
2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
2 scoops [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc557.html"]vanilla ice cream[/url]
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc47.html"]cream[/url]

Blend ingredients for 30 seconds. Definitely refreshing for a hot summer's day!

Serve in: Collins Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink44.html"][b]Bailey's Shake recipe[/b][/url]
1 cup [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc557.html"]vanilla ice cream[/url]
1/4 cup [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc103.html"]chocolate syrup[/url]
3/4 cup [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc48.html"]milk[/url]
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]

Pour all ingredients (bailey's to taste) into a blender and puree for several seconds, or until smooth. Pour into a glass and serve immediately.

Serve in: Pina Colada Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1014.html"][b]Bailey's Shake #2 recipe[/b][/url]
1/2 cl [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
10 cl [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc48.html"]milk[/url]
3/4 dl [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc112.html"]ice cream[/url]

Blend all ingredients together in a blender until smooth. Serve in a tall glass.

0% (0 proof)Serve in: Collins Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1333.html"][b]Blind Russian recipe[/b][/url]
3/4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
3/4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc526.html"]Godiva® chocolate liqueur[/url]
3/4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc292.html"]Kahlua® coffee liqueur[/url]
1/2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc244.html"]butterscotch schnapps[/url]
fill with [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc48.html"]milk[/url]

Fill glass with ice. Add all liqueurs. Add milk. shake.

4% (8 proof)Serve in: Collins Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink7644.html"][b]Chris' Flaming Skull recipe[/b][/url]
3 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
3 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc244.html"]butterscotch schnapps[/url]
3 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc637.html"]DeKuyper® Hot beaver dam cinnamon schnapps[/url]

Mix equal parts of Bailey's irish cream, butterscotch schnapps, and DeKuyper Hot beaver dam! in a mug. Stir well with a spoon. Heat in the microwave until warm, and garnish with a cinnamon stick.

24% (48 proof)Serve in: Mug
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink8922.html"][b]Coffee Fantasy recipe[/b][/url]
1 1/3 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
1 1/3 oz cold [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc79.html"]coffee[/url]
4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc48.html"]milk[/url]

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.

3% (6 proof)Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3260.html"][b]Drainpipe recipe[/b][/url]
1 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
1 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc464.html"]Green Curacao liqueur[/url]
fill with [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc264.html"]Coca-Cola®[/url]

Pour Bailey's and Curacao in a glass, stir. Add Coca-Cola slowly. No ice, serve with a straw. Blue Curacao may be used if you are out of green.

5% (10 proof)Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink9349.html"][b]Ice Cream Hogarth recipe[/b][/url]
2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc557.html"]vanilla ice cream[/url]
3 tbsp [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc372.html"]maple syrup[/url]

Combine ingredients in a blend, and blend well. Pour into a highball glass filled with ice cubes, and serve.

4% (8 proof)Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink4417.html"][b]Irish Cream #1 recipe[/b][/url]
1 pint [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc487.html"]whipping cream[/url]
1 - 1/2 tsp [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc354.html"]vanilla[/url]
1 - 3/4 cup [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc27.html"]brandy[/url]
2 tbsp [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc103.html"]chocolate syrup[/url]
3 [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc87.html"]eggs[/url]
14 oz sweetened [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc621.html"]condensed milk[/url]

Combine all the ingredients in a blender. Blend on lowest setting until frothy or well blended. Serve in wine glasses.

Serve in: White Wine Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink4429.html"][b]Irish Curdling Cow recipe[/b][/url]
3/4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
3/4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc6.html"]bourbon whiskey[/url]
3/4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc28.html"]vodka[/url]
2 - 3 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc69.html"]orange juice[/url]

Pour irish cream, vodka, and bourbon into a highball glass. Add some ice and mix in the orange juice.

15% (30 proof)Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink678.html"][b]Irish Hot Chocolate recipe[/b][/url]
1 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
fill with [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc643.html"]Nestle® hot chocolate[/url]

Pour Bailey's Irish Cream into a coffee mug then fill with prepared Nestle Hot Chocolate. Top with whipped cream or marshmellows and a cherry.

1% (2 proof)Serve in: Coffee Mug
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink4436.html"][b]Irish Mint recipe[/b][/url]
3 parts [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
1 part [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc528.html"]green creme de menthe[/url]
6 parts [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc48.html"]milk[/url]

Pour the milk first and then the irish cream - the parts are only guesses, I tend to go by color. You want a creamy beige that has only a slight hint of alcohol. Add just enough creme de menthe so as to turn the drink slightly green. Stir it up and serve cold.

Serve in: White Wine Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink352.html"][b]Kinky Orgasm recipe[/b][/url]
2 cl [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
2 cl [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc153.html"]amaretto almond liqueur[/url]
2 cl [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc292.html"]Kahlua® coffee liqueur[/url]
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc48.html"]milk[/url]

Pour bailey's, amaretto and kahlua into a highball glass. Fill with milk, add strawberries or vanilla ice-cream if desired, and serve.

Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink9547.html"][b]Leprechaun's Lunch recipe[/b][/url]
1 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
1 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc85.html"]creme de menthe[/url]
1 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc134.html"]creme de cacao[/url]
4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc48.html"]milk[/url]

Pour the Bailey's irish cream, creme de menthe and creme de cacao over two ice cubes in a small (8-oz) highball glass or equivalent. Fill with milk, stir, and serve.

9% (18 proof)Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink9570.html"][b]Liquid Caramel recipe[/b][/url]
1 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
1 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc292.html"]Kahlua® coffee liqueur[/url]
1 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc244.html"]butterscotch schnapps[/url]
3 - 5 oz chilled [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc48.html"]milk[/url]

Pour the Bailey's irish cream, Kahlua coffee liqueur and butterscotch schnapps into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake quickly, and strain into a highball glass. Top with milk, stir well and serve.

8% (16 proof)Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink5228.html"][b]Mallis 97 recipe[/b][/url]
4 cl [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
2 cl [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc153.html"]amaretto almond liqueur[/url]
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc48.html"]milk[/url]

Shake ingredients in a glass with a few ice cubes.

Serve in: Collins Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink5287.html"][b]McShake recipe[/b][/url]
4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc48.html"]milk[/url]
2 scoops [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc557.html"]vanilla ice cream[/url]
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc103.html"]chocolate syrup[/url]

Combine in a blender - chocolate syrup to taste. Blend until desired thickness.

Serve in: Collins Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink5442.html"][b]Moo Moo recipe[/b][/url]
2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc134.html"]creme de cacao[/url]
5 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc47.html"]cream[/url]

Pour both liquors into glass with ice. Add cream and shake well. Serve with a large straw.

9% (18 proof)Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink9720.html"][b]Mooing Irish Pepsi recipe[/b][/url]
3 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc510.html"]Pepsi® cola[/url]
2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc48.html"]milk[/url]

Stir ingredients together in a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes, and serve.

7% (14 proof)Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink5774.html"][b]Patti's Irish Bloody Mary recipe[/b][/url]
1 1/4 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc214.html"]bloody mary mix[/url]

Rim a coffee mug with celery salt, and pour bailey's over ice into it. Fill with bloody mary mix, garnish with a pickle spear and filberts, and serve.

Serve in: Coffee Mug
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2019.html"][b]Slippery Eggs recipe[/b][/url]
1 cup non-alcoholic [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc580.html"]eggnog[/url]
2 shots [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
2 shots [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc244.html"]butterscotch schnapps[/url]
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc599.html"]ice cubes[/url]

Stir ingredients well so that the drink is the original color of the eggnog.

5% (10 proof)Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2520.html"][b]Tummy Blower recipe[/b][/url]
3/5 glass [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
2/5 glass [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc132.html"]7-Up® soda[/url]

Mix together and drink fast!

Serve in: Beer Mug
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2526.html"][b]Turlock Bulldog recipe[/b][/url]
1 1/2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
1 1/2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc292.html"]Kahlua® coffee liqueur[/url]
6 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc548.html"]root beer[/url]

Mix Kahlua and Bailey's in glass. Fill with rootbeer.

7% (14 proof)Serve in: Highball Glass
[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink5001.html"][b]White Ape recipe[/b][/url]
1 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc638.html"]hot chocolate[/url]
1 1/2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc191.html"]Bailey's® Irish cream[/url]
1 pinch ground [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc66.html"]cinnamon[/url]
1 1/2 oz [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc488.html"]whipped cream[/url]

Make hot chocolate, add bailey's and ground cinnamon. Float whipped cream on top.

6% (12 proof)Serve in: Coffee Mug

[url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/953/#ixzz19wqZqdam"]
[/url]

[Mercy me]

I agree. Rather than the list you posted. PLease choose one at time and we can discuss it. It would be an interesting discussion.

[Winchester]

The FDA says caffeine and alcohol are a dangerous combination.

[rachael]

[rachael]

[quote name='Winchester' timestamp='1294069495' post='2196152']
The FDA says caffeine and alcohol are a dangerous combination.
[/quote]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v103/rac13sd/four-loko02.jpg[/IMG]

[Vincent Vega]

Is Mageserium what you need an injection of if you are bitten by a rabid mythical creature of some kind?

[Winchester]

This from the mind that thinks God establishing a Church and God establishing a Church are contradictory ideas.

[Lil Red]

[quote name='Winchester' timestamp='1294069495' post='2196152']
The FDA says caffeine and alcohol are a dangerous combination.
[/quote]
you're trusting the guv'mint now?

[Socrates]

ANARCHY NOW!!!