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How To Shoot Down Santa Claus' Sleigh


Brother Adam

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Step 1: Track Santa - http://www.noradsanta.org/
Step 2: Procure a missile big enough to track and take down the sleigh. Do not worry, Santa Claus uses the latest technology and will eject.
Step 3: End the commercialism/Coca-Cola version of Christmas and return Christmas to a people/Jesus centered celebration.

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Such violence on Christmas eve! Could you not accomplish this with a large slingshot strung between two trees filled with ground cayenne pepper? that would have to wreak temporary havoc on both the reigndeer and santas respiratory tracts.

ed

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No that is the Popes job. In his Christmas message almost no one read this year he said - [i]The future of the very world is at stake[/i]. He also implied our civilization is in its sunset. With headlines like that, it is no surprise.

I heard people at Mass tonight whining about how long it was and kids whining about wanting to go open their presents.

So yes, those of us keeping our priorities straight, lets have a joyful Christmas after a well spent Advent, but as the Holy Father said - keep ever watchful.

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Amen. Seriously, you should read my post by Herodotus. It seems long so nobody's reading it, but it's really good and on this topic. [img]http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/public/style_emoticons/default/blush.gif[/img]

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