Jesus Christ's One And Only Autobiography - Now Available

[Micah]

[quote name='Brother Adam' timestamp='1291150191' post='2190064']
You are too late. He already wrote one:

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was thinking this the whole time, well for the first five lines I read.

[Jaime]

I would strongly recommend that you seek out a psychologist in your area.

[4588686]

[quote name='jaime (the artist formerly known as hot stuff)' timestamp='1291576465' post='2191059']
I would strongly recommend that you seek out a psychologist in your area.
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This probably covers all that needs to be said about this thread.

[Catholictothecore]

Sir,

You are being taken seriously. This is not a website for literature critiscism, but for living and helping one another life in the life of God's grace.

God has, in his infinite wisdom, given us the Church to be a beacon we can always trust. Will you book be reviewed for the Nihl Obstat and Impramatur? Who is your editor? What background do you come from, and which audience are your writing for?

I ask this as a brother. I am a literature major, with a creative writing minor. All the quesitons above are legetimate ones that any author needs to know, well before he gets to page 777.

To be blunt: I trust Jesus. I trust the Church. I'm not sure if I trust you, because the voice of Christ you present does not match up with the voice of Christ I know. If you are honestly someone who has spoken with God on such intimate terms, please answer USAirway's question and let us know why we should believe you are writing his authentic voice?

[Guest blessthelord]

ok here's an excerpt: "The Christ life I live is the most difficult of lives. There is a litany of ways it is really tough to be me." Erm, this sounds more like a 13 year old trying to sound like he's God. If you're going to pretend to be God, you've gotta try and make it sound a little more believable.

[Guest blessthelord]

ok here's an excerpt: "The Christ life I live is the most difficult of lives. There is a litany of ways it is really tough to be me." Erm, this sounds more like a 13 year old trying to sound like he's God. If you're going to pretend to be God, you've gotta try and make it sound a little more believable.

[sixpence]

[quote name='blessthelord' timestamp='1291610089' post='2191144']
ok here's an excerpt: "The Christ life I live is the most difficult of lives. There is a litany of ways it is really tough to be me." Erm, this sounds more like a 13 year old trying to sound like he's God. If you're going to pretend to be God, you've gotta try and make it sound a little more believable.
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LULZ

[hewhaY Pub]

I like your post and I understand this is not a literature forum but it is a Christian forum and with that reality in mind I find it hard to imagine that Jesus Christ's autobiography should not be read and discussed within it.
Isn't the entire issue whether it is really his words and his work - and not the fact that books are not generally discussed here.

I had no idea what even Nihl Obstat and Impramatur meant but looking them up I can tell you the book will not be seeing or receiving either (at least for a very very long time). This however is something actually desired. While the work is in no way against the Church it is not something that should be endorsed by it.

The book is written by Jesus Christ so who would you suggest be his editor?
Who should modify he words of Jesus Christ to make them ... better?? or tell him what he should properly write about God. What person would you assign this task?

Now that doesn't mean that Jesus is an island and I for one would not mind having someone point out the no doubt still remaining obvious errors of the work - bound to still be a few considering as the above line makes clear there was and could not be an editor.

Lastly I would ask you to read the book and see whether the voice of Christ found within its pages might match up with that which you already know.
Certainly there is going to be much superficially discordant to the general caricature people have of Jesus but often times that same caricature is in direct contradiction of scripture.

Of course it is a most incredible claim but I will repeat that the basic assertion of the book is that it is Jesus Christ's one and only autobiography.
The author of the work is Jesus Christ.


Thanks again for your thoughtful reply. No one from Phatmass has yet stepped up to be one of the individuals willing to review the work but its members have been the most respectful in connection to it.
You seem like some good eggs here.
Man I do so love my Christians.


[quote name='Catholictothecore' timestamp='1291581790' post='2191076']
Sir,

You are being taken seriously. This is not a website for literature critiscism, but for living and helping one another life in the life of God's grace.

God has, in his infinite wisdom, given us the Church to be a beacon we can always trust. Will you book be reviewed for the Nihl Obstat and Impramatur? Who is your editor? What background do you come from, and which audience are your writing for?

I ask this as a brother. I am a literature major, with a creative writing minor. All the quesitons above are legetimate ones that any author needs to know, well before he gets to page 777.

To be blunt: I trust Jesus. I trust the Church. I'm not sure if I trust you, because the voice of Christ you present does not match up with the voice of Christ I know. If you are honestly someone who has spoken with God on such intimate terms, please answer USAirway's question and let us know why we should believe you are writing his authentic voice?
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[Vincent Vega]

YahwehPub:
Do you believe that you are Jesus Christ?

[CatherineM]

Did Jesus dictate the book to you, of did he leave it in a cabbage patch for you, or what?

[4588686]

People should not post here. This person needs help.

Edited December 6, 2010 by Hasan

[Micah]

[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1291669480' post='2191283']
People should not post here. This person needs help.
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He/She/it? can form coherent sentences, and that's good enough for me. Wouldn't it be crazy if we were all wrong, and it really was a revelation from God...

*cue twilight music*

[rhetoricfemme]

[quote name='hewhaY Pub' timestamp='1291610993' post='2191148']
I for one would not mind having someone point out the no doubt still remaining obvious errors of the work
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If Christ had anything to do with this book, it would be completely error-free from the beginning. You said it yourself, there are errors to the work. That should speak volumes within itself. I'll be praying for you.

[Vincent Vega]

[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1291669480' post='2191283']
People should not post here. This person needs help.
[/quote]
I suppose it's entirely possible that he or she is delusional...of course, he or she could also merely be a scam artist.

[Selah]

[quote name='Hasan' timestamp='1291669480' post='2191283']
People should not post here. This person needs help.
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I agree.

Judging by his signiture, his avatar, and his username...

Edited December 6, 2010 by Selah