Jesus Christ's One And Only Autobiography - Now Available

[hewhaY Pub]

According to one Christian scholar there have been over 100,000 published biographies of Jesus Christ. If you are an individual active on this site odds are that you have read more than a couple of them. This posting is being made to present the opportunity to be one of the first to read -and critique- Jesus Christ's one and only autobiography. [i] [/i]

Now there is no intent here to violate any explicit or implicit board rules regarding blasphemy, spam or product promotion. However, we refuse to permit the possibility that this post constitutes any of those for a Christian forum. Imagine a two millennia old Jewish religious discussion in session - would anyone here say that some young upstart named Jesus was spouting blasphemy and should be thrown out for saying unheralded things about God.

All this post is seeking is to find a few individuals willing to read the unheralded things Jesus now has to say. Whether the determination be one of good, bad or just plain ugly the work needs people willing to say what it is.

In looking for those willing to discover whether the claim of parousia in process is here or simply heresy there is no need to expend anything except time. For if after looking at excerpts of the work -viewable at [url="http://www.iamgodjesuschrist.com/-"]http://www.iamgodjesuschrist.com/-[/url] you find yourself intrigued and willing to read and review then simply send a private message with your necessary info and one will be sent out for free to you. The only cost for receiving this work is the exchange of a review here about what you think about it after having read it.

The Book is I Am God

The Author is Jesus Christ

Excerpts available at - [url="http://www.iamgodjesuschrist.com/"]http://www.iamgodjesuschrist.com/[/url]

Addendum:

While it is felt that the reception to this work will not be very easy anywhere among hardcore Christians the expectation is one of a very rough ride. This is because like devoted Jews two millennia ago ardent Christians in the modern world are very comfortable with the God they have and are justly protective of what they have fully embraced. The people feeling closest to the Jesus they feel they completely know will find it most unwelcome to admit to the possibility of there being anything new about him. But there is the order that those most likely to speak about Jesus should be amongst the first to hear from him.

All that said you all at Phatmass hold the most promise of an wonderful exception. From our brief purview of what is available on the internet you guys seem the best fit for the work both in nature of belief and standing of demographic. Basically we'll be crushed if you all here (well guess it would just be the moderators) say the Open Mic is not available to this author because of his name alone. Hopefully the name alone isn't too much that the door gets shut on our face here.

[Vincent Vega]

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[hewhaY Pub]

[quote name='USAirwaysIHS' timestamp='1291142062' post='2190038']
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Truly what makes you say that? or post it? How in the world is what we said ... we'll trying to think what a definition of Spam in internet speak .. but fail to see how any small or large definition would possibly include what was just said.

[Vincent Vega]

Looks basically like a text dump.

Also, I'm pretty sure Jesus never wrote an autobiography.

[rachael]

lol

[MIKolbe]

[quote name='hewhaY Pub' timestamp='1291141838' post='2190037']
According to one Christian scholar [/quote]

If you sincerely want to join our phorum, we welcome you. If you want to shamelessly promote your book, (and i call it shamelessly promoting because pretty much your exact post was found on a different christian forum), please get ye hence...we are just not that much into spam...interactive or not...

Pax,

MIKolbe

[Brother Adam]

You are too late. He already wrote one:

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[hewhaY Pub]

[quote name='MIkolbe' timestamp='1291144020' post='2190045']
If you sincerely want to join our phorum, we welcome you. If you want to shamelessly promote your book, (and i call it shamelessly promoting because pretty much your exact post was found on a different christian forum), please get ye hence...we are just not that much into spam...interactive or not...

Pax,

MIKolbe
[/quote]

Well we are definitely shameless when it comes to spreading the good news ... that is certain. And truly Phatmass was our best Christian internet hope (still is) but we never said Phatmass would be the only attempt to reach Christians. There are quite a few Christians and it is unlikely all of them visit this site. Considering we want to reach all of them; as well as all non-Christians we must go beyond Phatmass. As to an almost exact post being on a different christian forum ... well I would truly like to write a perfect and personal appeal to each and every person that is not possible. The contents of the book remain the same for any reader so why would the words advertising that content dramatically change?

That said things have dramatically changed in this misguided effort to try to reveal revelation.
The belief was that if some people only read the content the same would speak for itself. But it seems that is a difficult place to arrive at.
We are definitely stumbling here but I am not sure who's fault that is.
Clearly there is going to have to be a new plan and likely it will have to be one that makes a firmer embrace of the reality of this capitalist world.
But I am not a very good capitalist.

[CatherineM]

Of all the times I have read the New Testament, the only writing that I can recall Jesus doing was with his finger in the dirt while pondering how to answer a question.

[hewhaY Pub]

It is new people new! jajaajajajaj
Not the New Testament but the Newest Testament
Wow do I have my work cut out for me

[quote name='CatherineM' timestamp='1291160480' post='2190087']
Of all the times I have read the New Testament, the only writing that I can recall Jesus doing was with his finger in the dirt while pondering how to answer a question.
[/quote]

[Vincent Vega]

Ok I'm gonna skip about 30 pages here and get right to the marrow of the thing:
Do you believe that you are Jesus Christ, or some especially appointed messenger* thereof?



*No semantics games about how "every Christian is specially appointed to spread the Gospel" or similar needed.

[CatherineM]

[quote name='hewhaY Pub' timestamp='1291161328' post='2190093']
It is new people new! jajaajajajaj
Not the New Testament but the Newest Testament
Wow do I have my work cut out for me
[/quote]
So, Jesus has been dictating an autobiography to you. My husband has that happen occasionally. He has schizophrenia though, and I just up his meds when that happens.

[rachael]

[quote name='CatherineM' timestamp='1291162882' post='2190095']
So, Jesus has been dictating an autobiography to you. My husband has that happen occasionally. He has schizophrenia though, and I just up his meds when that happens.
[/quote]
I had that happen after my concussion. Doctor upped my meds as well.

[MithLuin]

Jesus uses very unconventional punctuation for dialogue.

Just sayin'.

Also, 'putrid' means smelling of rot and decay. While it is certainly understandable that a young boy would dislike them, snakes don't [i]stink.[/i]

[rachael]

[quote name='MithLuin' timestamp='1291165669' post='2190104']
Jesus uses very unconventional punctuation for dialogue.

Just sayin'.

Also, 'putrid' means smelling of rot and decay. While it is certainly understandable that a young boy would dislike them, snakes don't [i]stink.[/i]
[/quote]
Ever smelled a snake?